New Jokes for y'all
#1
Q: Did you hear about the man who loved the show "Touched By an Angel"?
A: He watched that show RELIGIOUSLY!
#2
Q: Why did the distance runner break his swing-dance vynal disk in two?
A: Because he believed RECORDS were meant to be BROKEN!
#3
Q: What is a tortoises' least-favorite dinner time meal?
A: Boiled TURTLE-ini! (correct pronunciation is tortillini)
#4
Q: What did the dentist say when his patient asked him how the routine of the visit would go?
A: The doctor looked at him menacingly and said, "You know the DRILL!"
#5
Q: What does an alligator do when he wants to change the radio station?
A: He turns the croco-DIAL!
#6
Q: What did the fruit lover say when she was proposed to be married?
A: She said, "I'm so so sorry! I cant-elope!"
#7
Q: What happens when a spooky spirit gets really out of shape?
A: He needs to be EXERCISED!
#8
Q: What does a hot cocoa drinking thief get when he is sent to prison?
A: He gets his mug shot taken!
#9
Q: Why did the anthropologist decide to become a otolaryngologist (throat doctor)?
A: Because he loved studying all the THROAT CULTURES!
#10
Q: What did the motorcycle say when it was invited to race another motorcyle?
A: It said, "WHEEL certainly be racing soon!"
#11
Q: What do you call a cartoon with straps clipped over his shoulders from his belt?
A: SUSPENDED animation!
so recently I've started to post jokes of the day onto facebook...but no worries, I'll still put them on here. I haven't posted in QUITE a long time, but I think I'll be posting a four or five page entry about the better part of this semester that has passed :-P
love the love,
-Peter "Danger Rebel Loner Angst" Best
Q: Did you hear about the man who loved the show "Touched By an Angel"?
A: He watched that show RELIGIOUSLY!
#2
Q: Why did the distance runner break his swing-dance vynal disk in two?
A: Because he believed RECORDS were meant to be BROKEN!
#3
Q: What is a tortoises' least-favorite dinner time meal?
A: Boiled TURTLE-ini! (correct pronunciation is tortillini)
#4
Q: What did the dentist say when his patient asked him how the routine of the visit would go?
A: The doctor looked at him menacingly and said, "You know the DRILL!"
#5
Q: What does an alligator do when he wants to change the radio station?
A: He turns the croco-DIAL!
#6
Q: What did the fruit lover say when she was proposed to be married?
A: She said, "I'm so so sorry! I cant-elope!"
#7
Q: What happens when a spooky spirit gets really out of shape?
A: He needs to be EXERCISED!
#8
Q: What does a hot cocoa drinking thief get when he is sent to prison?
A: He gets his mug shot taken!
#9
Q: Why did the anthropologist decide to become a otolaryngologist (throat doctor)?
A: Because he loved studying all the THROAT CULTURES!
#10
Q: What did the motorcycle say when it was invited to race another motorcyle?
A: It said, "WHEEL certainly be racing soon!"
#11
Q: What do you call a cartoon with straps clipped over his shoulders from his belt?
A: SUSPENDED animation!
so recently I've started to post jokes of the day onto facebook...but no worries, I'll still put them on here. I haven't posted in QUITE a long time, but I think I'll be posting a four or five page entry about the better part of this semester that has passed :-P
love the love,
-Peter "Danger Rebel Loner Angst" Best