I HATE GROUP PROJECTS
Overheard quote of the day:
"300 on IMAX. I almost crapped my pants."
oh, the things you hear....
I am almost killed somebody yesterday. Really. I wanted to take my x-acto knife and jab it right into their chest. I mean, c'mon, you've been at this school for almost two years and you don't know how to put a freaking comp together of the book your making? I hate imcompentent people who need their hands held through EVERYTHING and I hate it worse when they keep asking you the same question over and over again. I always get stuck with the poeple who have no idea what they are doing and can't think for themselves when it comes to group projects. I hate carrying the weight of the entire group and I hate that your grade depends on them...
Person: "uh, so deb, what's the dimensions for our book?" (mind you, we've been working on this project for the ENTIRE first half and the semester, and he cant remember the very first thing we decided on?)
Me: "You mean the same dimensions I told you four times already in the last hour?"
Another conversation
Person: "deb, since we cant bind at school, where are you going to bind your book?"
Me: "Office Max"
And then he had the audacity to say:
"Oh, well we all dont need to go, do we? I'll just give you my book and some money and have you get it bound."
And then I took out my shotgun and solved the issue...
"300 on IMAX. I almost crapped my pants."
oh, the things you hear....
I am almost killed somebody yesterday. Really. I wanted to take my x-acto knife and jab it right into their chest. I mean, c'mon, you've been at this school for almost two years and you don't know how to put a freaking comp together of the book your making? I hate imcompentent people who need their hands held through EVERYTHING and I hate it worse when they keep asking you the same question over and over again. I always get stuck with the poeple who have no idea what they are doing and can't think for themselves when it comes to group projects. I hate carrying the weight of the entire group and I hate that your grade depends on them...
Person: "uh, so deb, what's the dimensions for our book?" (mind you, we've been working on this project for the ENTIRE first half and the semester, and he cant remember the very first thing we decided on?)
Me: "You mean the same dimensions I told you four times already in the last hour?"
Another conversation
Person: "deb, since we cant bind at school, where are you going to bind your book?"
Me: "Office Max"
And then he had the audacity to say:
"Oh, well we all dont need to go, do we? I'll just give you my book and some money and have you get it bound."
And then I took out my shotgun and solved the issue...