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Yay - the valley girl is on her train and will be here tonight. She is called the valley girl BTW because she loves the Frank Zappa song not because she is one. Although she does like shopping. And rilly neat mini skirts.
The dog has rolled in something vile on the sea shore and is v pongy. He can't imagine why we don't love him at the moment - he is looking at me much as Sandra Grigson must have looked at Miranda. A billion virtual jelly babies to the first person to identify the actual quote. He wasn't caught in the act this time so I don't know what he rolled in but last time it was a very dead seal. I think it must be bath time.