for all that don't know me (and all that think you do)

Jul 12, 2006 03:59

Intro: I'm Scott. Not really. That's just my name. I am insatiably more complex than a 5-letter word. So... I changed it. From 5 to 4. The Fuse... that's the new handle. Technically it's 7, but "The" doesn't actually count toward my quota. You probably want all of my basic information and all that other lulling jazz, but I am under the impression that we each possess something greatly greater than Name, Age, and Location. So... Scott Ruhmann. Born 01/01/87. Clute, Texas. Whatever.

Body: My girlfriend is the queen of everything. She would be the king, but she's a girl. And no man should have a king in his life. That's simply disgusting. I love her more than all that this world has. She's more valuable than property on Mars in the year 2020. Secondly, I enjoy movies. Note that I did not say I like movies. I enjoy them. Truly. I have an account w/ IMDB, a daily-changing wish list, a growing collection only bound by financial responsibility, and I frequent movie sites. Additionally, I work at Blockbuster. Not because I must. But because I get paid to touch a thousand movies a day and chat w/ people about them. The free rentals are nice too. I spend more money on tickets than anything else. My website has a special page devoted to upcoming releases (it's the only page that I ever update). I also enjoy music. Almost as much as movies. Because CDs cost a little less, my collection is quite extensive, perhaps tripling that of my movies. Then again, I discovered music long before movies. Rock, that nebulous category of sometimes Bristish upbeat noise, is my main focus. But I also sing and write. A band would someday be nice. Don't ask what group of people I belong to. I'll kick your teeth out from the back of your head if you do. Not really, but you should admit that was rather creative. Among these, other things I enjoy encompass: the color blue, Dr Pepper, duck tape, rubber bands, sunglasses, football, card games, web design, blogging, and Italian and dessert foods. I have OCD, size 11 feet, a shaved head, partial chin beard, and mustard stains on every pair of pants I own. I frequent the beach, IHOP, Sonic, movie theaters, Blockbuster, Wal-Mart, Hastings, and Quizno's. If I'm not in any of those places, you better not call and wake me up.

Conclusion: If you are reading this sentence, consider yourself patient.

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