...THE END.
6 signs your planet is nearing apocalyptic conclusion...
1. I purchase hair gel
2. I clean my room
3. I buy a new wallet
4. I have money
5. I've had the same pair of sunglasses for a month
6. I smell good
7. I have space in the cab of my truck
It's true. I am growing my hair out. Cleaning my room. I have a new wallet AND transferred all contents to it, making the change official. I have a small amount of money from last week's paycheck. Earlier today, a small child bent my sunglasses outward, but it was repaired easily- this pair has lasted since Rodeo Houston, and I also still have an even older pair that is still in decent condition. I even purchased cologne today. And last but most expensive, I am getting a new truck which will be mucho bigger, mucho badder, and will be able to carry its kill home.
1. I purchase hair gel
2. I clean my room
3. I buy a new wallet
4. I have money
5. I've had the same pair of sunglasses for a month
6. I smell good
7. I have space in the cab of my truck
It's true. I am growing my hair out. Cleaning my room. I have a new wallet AND transferred all contents to it, making the change official. I have a small amount of money from last week's paycheck. Earlier today, a small child bent my sunglasses outward, but it was repaired easily- this pair has lasted since Rodeo Houston, and I also still have an even older pair that is still in decent condition. I even purchased cologne today. And last but most expensive, I am getting a new truck which will be mucho bigger, mucho badder, and will be able to carry its kill home.