[A large, hastily constructed wooden jester fills the camera. A monotonous jingle fills the air (
www.youtube.com/watch) while the animatronic dances. It is sitting outside the door to Reever's office. Attached to it is a note to him.]
Dear Mr. Reever,
I haven't talked to you since coming into the order, so to make up for it I made you a version of my police station's mascot, the Blue Badger. I couldn't find any wood pal, so I just broke apart your desk and used the wood from it to make the Blue Badger. This way you'll be more familiar with him, I think pal! I kind of mixed up all the papers that were on your desk before it became the Blue Badger, so I just put them all in a big pile. Also, my dog Missile piddled on the floor, so I used some papers with official-looking seals to clean it up. Hope you like your new friend, pal!
~ Detective Gumshoe