CRACK LIEK WHOA
[ 1 ]Jade: Ah, Tear. Do you have a moment? Come a little closer...
Tear: Colonel? What is it?
Jade: Well, that incident... Are you still sore from such an experience?
[ 2 ]Jade: I mean, it was a trying event. Are you sure you're not injured elsewhere?
Tear: Well, now that I think about it...
[ 3 ]Jade: If that's the case, I'll be happy to make full use of "special techniques" back in my medical school days...
Tear: That smile...
[ 4 ]Tear: A-Ah! I just remembered I had to meet Luke! Forgive me, Colonel, but I suppose you could wait until to-
Jade: I had a feeling you'd say that.
[ 5 ]Jade: If we shall do this the hard way, so be it.
[ 6 ]Jade: Like so!
[ THE END ]Jade: Now, then! Time to move to a vacant room so I could use those "techniques".
Tear: W-Wait... What are you... Ack!
Jade: I'll hear what you want to say later, okay?
Tear: TEAR DOES NOT WANT!! TEAR DOES NOT WANT!!
YEAH. MY PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE BORED. 8D;; (This would've been awesome if translated to Japanese; that way, no one would be able to read it).