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[debilitate]

Me: *kisses Mom*
Mom: *sniffs hair*
Me: What?
Mom: What shampoo do you use?
Me: That Neutrogena stuff.
Mom: Oh. Smells good.
Me: That's because I was using the Lor-
Mom: Hm?
Me: Lore... Lorel- What was that called again?
Mom: Loreal?
Me: YEAH! LOREAL CONDITIONER. :D

... I swear to God, I was about to say LORELEI. XD Damn Tales of the Abyss.