Finally done.
Yes, I know, that shouldn't be Lelouch. Obviously, the concept of noodle people is lost on me, and there is no hope for any of my Lelouchs to retain their canon noodlyness. Forgive me. The premise was based on a conversation I had with husbando when texting during my US History Class about World War II, specifically German uniforms. And voila.
Please enjoy, and tell me what you think.