with a sunken lie, i lay in bed;

[debbyryry]

It's been five days after I turned sixteen and Chris isn't letting me out of the house until I finish all of my school work.
I'm sixteen, Jesus. At least let me act like one.
Thank God for summer vacation in a few. I have no idea where I would be without you.
I'm seriously excited, like, omg. I have no idea for what exactly but omg. :"DDDDDD

I need

Comments

[coledivison]

Can you please tell Chris that he is not your mother.

P.S. What was your favorite birthday present this year?

[dtsprizzle]

wait but if it keeps her indoors then maybe her brother mother has a point. what if she tries to escape and falls out the window?

[coledivison]

Point taken.

[debbyryry]

The pet rock Dylan gave me.

[dtsprizzle]

HEY. that rock has a LOT of character!

[debbyryry]

Drawing an afro on it with a sharpie DOES NOT give it character, Dylan.

[dtsprizzle]

you could pretend he's samuel l jackson

or another assorted cool black guy

THATS A LOT OF CHARACTER. what more do you want from me.

[debbyryry]

Oh. Well... you do have a point. If you gave me a real pet it'd... die.
You could've at least put a ribbon around it to make it look like you didn't just pick it up from the side of the street.

[dtsprizzle]

but it has more CHARACTER that way.

[debbyryry]

Would you please stop using that excuse?

[dtsprizzle]

C H A R A C T E R

[debbyryry]

I just threw your rock-with-a-sharpie-afro-and-no-character in my garbage bin.

[dtsprizzle]

:(

[debbyryry]

You can always get me a new one. Make sure this one's blonde with highlights? :)

[dtsprizzle]

wait you want Lucas Till: the pet rock?

[debbyryry]

Well. Lucas said he was gonna fix my jammed window.
... if that rock can fix my window, that would be amazing.