Mar 27, 2005 12:34
Well what you get is a wide array of quotes! haha here are some choice quotes from the past couple nights.
"We're not lovers we're co-workers"
"Its too big it wont fit, push harder"
"Too much man-sex"
"This looks like clinton road, the sign says bakers road....but it looks like clinton road lets drive down it. ::five minutes later:: this isn't clinton rd."
"Whoa wait was that the welcome to new jersey sign? ::backs up 1/10th of a mile:: USA wildlife...nope ::speedsaway::"
"No don't stop i don't want to be the gimp"
"Extreme saturn rally"
"Whoa its a sign lets go to PA"
"Are you a virgin? Whats your Social Security number?"
"Lou i would not have anyone sit on my lap but you"
"COPS DUCK"
"Boney ass"
"I'm not drunk i'm tipsy"
"Fucking fuck"
"aw you guys watched a chick flick then you fucked!"
"I just walked up to her and gave her a big fuck you"
"Thatta boy faygo"
"First off id she pulled a gun from her cooch i would be impressed and asked her how she could walk"
"You're stupid"
"You do realize you are 13 and he's in college right?"
"Wait wait wait...do you have nice tits?"
"Pre-pubecent!"
"I feel less of a man without my thump"
"You can go to a junk yard with that. That is 3 dollars in your hand"
"I liked it...in a weird fucked up sense of the word"
"You know what would be good right now? A ciggarette...got any? i don't got any."
"Back it up we need more power!"
"I'm totally going to piss in the girls bathroom"
"I just toally pissed in the girls bathroom"
"Faygo, stop taking those things you can OD"
"Aw, i wish i had my camera its two cute emo boys in a saturn."
"Love shack, fuck you jake"
"We need more thump"
"LETS GO TO DELEWARE!"
"It totally looks like clinton road."
"Deliverance!"
"Lou you job is to watch out for creepy zed guys"
"BITCH BE COOL"
"Faygo...seriously stop that man."
"Lets get drunk"
"That is just fucking amazing"
"Do the freddy!"
"Give me dino"
"No dino's just freds and barneys"
"You're a 150 pounds?"
"Its the testicals. 40 pounds each"
"You know you could get arrested for doing that. i remember one time i was taking a piss and cop was giving me a ticket"
"Indecent exposure"
"Stupid bitch"
"Where were you on that one faygo? get on top of your game"
"Jake your trunk is open"
"can anyone rip duct tape well?"
"First off...they were 12, secondily they were ugly"
"Come on everyone likes them young, you know little girls"
"Yeah you and michael jackson"
"Lou your ass is so boney"
"I don't get it he's puerto rican"
"Faygo leave us latinos alone"
"Faygo you are officially emo!"
"I took a big shit before i left so i'm fine"
"This is awesome!"