Some biographical info

Jan 13, 2008 22:53

1) My brother has his first e-mail account. It's at death.knockin@yahoo.com

2) My brother is a chubby 11 year old boy who is taller than me at 5'4.

3) Our dog refuses to sleep with anyone else but him at night.

4) I used to make him pay for takeout.

5) As a child, he had an imaginary friend called "The Devil".  He would talk to himself when playing with toys and occasionally I got close enough to hear gems like "Get away from me, Devil!" muttered under his breath.

6) He had something really bad happen to him as a child, and even now, I think our family would have coped better if it had happened to me.

7) My parents expect me to pay off his college loans.

8) Our dad always threatens to send him to the juvenile delinquency center downtown when he's been bad.

9) In one of the few games I played with him as a kid, we'd open up a cardboard box and pretend we were poor and shivering and hungry in it; in that scenario I was his mom and he was my baby.

10) Today he had to write an essay for school on "Why I Was Bad"-- the first line starts I'm sorry I called Zachary gay.
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