i freaking love this thing
by limitedbythesky
debbie_thebetty's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 16% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 05:37:48 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 10:11:58 PM
Alco Money! : $ 236
Guests of Honour
burdenedmind is a psychotic Wiccan. burdenedmind drank 16 Sherrys, 1 Mint Julep, 2 Vermouths.
ashleygail is an edgy Fundementalist Christian and a full-time waster who spends most of their salary on alcohol. ashleygail decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
cowgrlup is an edgy Liberal Christian. cowgrlup decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
mistakethis525 is an odious Hindu. mistakethis525 drank 7 Sambuccas.
ashesforautum is a downcast Atheist and a tubthumping lunatic. ashesforautum drank 8 Aftershocks.
debbie_thebetty is a stable Atheist. debbie_thebetty drank 16 Mescals.
cr8zygrl411 is a disgusting Fundementalist Christian with the mental age of a 14 year-old. cr8zygrl411 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
xsinfullysweetx is a vile Liberal Christian who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. xsinfullysweetx decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
casualties_rulz is a melancholy Buddhist and a constantly polaxed mofo. casualties_rulz drank 16 Ciders.
Sick!
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - burdenedmind, debbie_thebetty, casualties_rulz
Fights
'I know where Jesus Is!' burdenedmind declared proudly. 'He's alive! Alive in my ass!'. cr8zygrl411 made a dramatic lunge for the blasphemer but ended up smashing their head off the dining room table.
debbie_thebetty and cr8zygrl411 got into a brutal fist fight after debbie_thebetty made a flippant remark along the lines of 'If God has a dick, I basically think we are all fucked'.
Lovers
OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though burdenedmind and ashesforautum have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
The Drunkest
burdenedmind has signalled their intentions of abandoning all of their LJ friends and booking themselves into a Thai monastery.
Random Events
debbie_thebetty accused ashesforautum of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.
casualties_rulz admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.
debbie_thebetty brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
Happy New Year!
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