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powerfulcheese Thirteen Questions on your mind, relevant/meaningful.. or not at all.
1. why did bart just pat me on the head when I said I voted for kerry?
2. what's in its pocketses?
3. if you don't know, honey, why don't you just say so? (*sings*)
4. why do I have such weird mental problems?
5. what should I do to celebrate kurt vonnegut day (november 11)?
6. how does one get a tape out of a vcr (said tape being Pretty in Pink, checked out from the library) when said tape appears to be jammed and said vcr keeps making a noise that sounds like a jackhammer (and you can hear said noise from down the hall)?
7. why was the preceding question so long?
8. why is the trio talking to spike about red dwarf?
9. why did I just see a king of the hill commercial with the following conversation:
-Can I get a gun rack for my bike?
-Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to ask me that?
10. When will Therese and I go to the mall to shop for Rocky Horror costumes (read: lingerie)?
11. will I grow a proverbial spine tonight?
12. why are you so far away from me? (*sings more* I love songs about girls who live in small villages in japan)
13. I'm nobody. Who are you?