1. Alright, everyone is aware of those
hilariously endearing pictures of Kristoffer including some of
him wearing a kilt (and also a few with other odd miscellaneous objects,
ie - cement) that exist at
his website, I hope? Well, I always assumed they were taken by a random photographer who had either a really bizarre artistic vision or was dumb enough to let Kristoffer wear whatever he wanted. But as I was poking around the website today and listening to his RENT clips, my eyes traveled the fine print for whatever reason and...
...apparently this is not the case.
Just...can you imagine that conversation?
Kristoffer: Hay man, want to take pictures of me in a kilt?
Robb Sapp:
Robb Sapp: ...OKAY.
OH KRISTOFFER.
(also, Kristoffer, I do not know why you feel as though you can update your gallery with pictures from Rent 10 and not with new pictures of a certain Wicked cast you were performing with at the same time and even for five months previously. I am disappointed in you. :| )
(and, really, you should have a gallery that is easier to save pictures from, but I think we have been over this. Maybe multiple times.)
2. I do not want to deal with small children tomorrow; alternately: I do not want to deal with small children ever.
Actually, that's a lie. I am a freak of the online population as I enjoy children because they think I'm funny. It often brightens my day. Just not on certain days, which would include tomorrow.
3. Clearly, I am not doing a very good job of pretending this entry was ever going to have actual content. I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER, THEN.