To the Dallas Chamber of Commerce: Condoms To Go does seem like a sensible business idea, but it begs the question, are there any, oh shall we say, dine-in locations?
Was briefly grilled by a participant on my knowledge of Judaic history, fared poorly.
Got a recommendation that Stephen Pyles is Dallas' finest chef. For the sake of local gastronomes, I hope this isn't the case.
The only way to end any trip is to witness some Air Marshall action on approach to ORD.
