I posted to my FetLife journal and thought I would share here too..................
I never look forward to showers of any kind the next few mornings after intense play. So this morning I attempted to humor myself as I did the deed and this is some of what I came up with.
Get all shower items ready before hand as you do not want to run naked through the hallway to get the robe etc. (do to the marks on back, ass, arm, legs, breasts, etc!)
Remove all bed clothing (t-shirts, robe, panties, pj's, etc) to admire your marks in the full length mirror. If you must allow yourself extra time for this step do so)
Get the wash cloth and towel close as you do not want to have to lift your legs more than one time to get into and out of the tub. (Ugh)
Adjust water and turn on prior to entry to the shower as again you do not want to lift legs to get into and out of the tub to adjust if not right (remember at this point you DO NOT want to bend over under the water to make adjustment).
Gingerly begin by getting head wet from the front! Lean over to moisten hair.
Wash hair and again rinse by leaning forward. (Lean forward gingerly as you do not want to reopen any scratches at this point). Put conditioner in hair.
Brace yourself against the wall of the shower and slowly begin to turn into the water. Grit teeth to avoid waking the rest of the household - whether in Tulsa or in Baton Rouge!
As water begins to hit your arm twist slowly allowing water to hit approximately half of your back and ass. Then grab wall of shower and turn. Lean forward to only allow ass to be hit with water and then step out of the line of FIRE!
Mumble under your breath and then remember those that shared that beautiful scene before. Then step back into the water smiling and gritting teeth. Continuing to hold your breath, pressing forehead on the side of the cold ceramics of the shower allow the water to slap every fucking mark on your back and ass. When you can not stand it any more, lean over and turn down the hot and up the cold water!
Step out of line of fire!
Now comes the soap. Whether you use a body wash or a bar of soap.....it is going to be good and stingy too! Oh and luffa sponge things are NOT GOOD at this point! Wash entire body except back and ass and legs and breasts and anything that is going to hurt.......oh skip that....wash quickly everything that needs it and jump into the colder water gritting your teeth, holding the side of the shower and chanting "wow that was a good scene" over and over.
Thoroughly cleanse and rinse. Turn off water. Lift very heavy legs out of tub and begin to dry with the softest towel in the house! Before you dry tender parts - think about it and then just put a terry robe on and let the places drip dry or dry on robe.
Go to living room comfy chair with cup of coffee and lightly sit, turn on news, watch more highlights of LSU game you missed, sip coffee and think....wow, I didn't want Saturday to end.
When getting dressed, be sure to find the oldest, worn out, loose fitting bra and gently put on, skirts are better than tight jeans too, but right now all of it is tight (but am sure my ass is swollen).
Please add any further shower education to my comments if you wish. Don't forget to grip the walls as you will see stars again when the water hits!