Last night's twitterspam - collected for easy perusal in the future. GDI I went thru pages & pages of my timeline to get all of it 8DDDD;;;;
It'll only make sense (or not) if you know Malay though.
Saga Senjakala - a twitterspam by
hydeism,
piratelicker,
renaldomoon &
deaxolff.
With guest appearances by
artavias,
paulmcisdead &
tetsu_kazuki 8DDDDDDD
hydeism: Ppl ppl! Apparently Twilight is called Senjakala in BM and New Moon is called Cinta Baru lolol brb rofling
jiyongyong: @hydeism CINTA BARU? GILE PENIPU HAHAHAHHAA
moona: @hydeism AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA why not SENJAKALA: BULAN BARU? XDDDD
hannmin: @hydeism LOLOLOL!!!Senjakala ?XDDD
jeffmahadi: @hydeism Bulan =/= Cinta WTF hahaha So the next books will be "Purnama" and errr...."Pecah Subuh"????? XD XD XD
hydeism: @jiyongyong TRANSLATION FAIL? XDDD Bulan Baru seems to be more accurate lolololol it's hilarious and it's in bright yellow font XD
hydeism: @moona I LIEK UR VERSION BETTER. What's the 3rd book? Will the 4th book be Memecah Subuh ?? LOLOLOL DYING OF LOL XDDD
hydeism: @jeffmahadi Pecah Subuh??? LOLOL Pecah perut aku XD OH WAIT. I FORGOT THE MUTANT BABY BIRTH, too close for comfort @.@;
jilatlanun: @hydeism SUBUH DAH PECAH DAAA
moona: @hydeism 3rd book is Eclipse if I'm not mistaken so... gerhana? LOLOLOL AND OMG MEMECAH SUBUH *DIES*
moona: @hydeism OH WAIT I GOT BETTER TITLE FOR NEW MOON - SENJAKALA: ANAK BULAN :DDDDD
jilatlanun: @moona poetisnyeerrrrr
hydeism: @jilatlanun PERUT AKU PECAH DULU. FROM EXTREME LOL-ING XDDD
hydeism: @moona Oooooh Gerhana XD Can you imagine the dialogue? "Inilah kulit seorang PEMBUNUHHHH!" drama x2
hydeism: @hannmin You can see those books in Popular hahahaha
jilatlanun: @hydeism Nama aku Bella Angsa.
hydeism: @moona ANAK BULAN??!! Are you trying to KILL ME, BB??? XDDDD Besok raya ke???
moona: @jilatlanun terasa macam nak tulis puisi. atau syair. gurindam? 8DDDD
jilatlanun: @moona go for it lolol suddenly twillight became so poetic-sounding lol
moona: @hydeism It's like watching a malay drama!
moona: @hydeism WAIT. ARE THE BOOKS TRANSLATED INTO BM?
moona: @jilatlanun OMG LOLING MADLY IRL
moona: @hydeism hari tu kan hari raya korban~~~ ini movie raya XDDD
hydeism: @jilatlanun EPIC +3 XD Nama aku Bella Angsa. Aku tinggal di Garfu/Garpu? 8D;; BM -4, Sanity -100
hydeism: @moona But does it comes with SPARKLE in a Malay drama?! how do you even say sparkle in BM??
jilatlanun: @moona now i imagine cartoon angsa pulak lololol
jilatlanun: @hydeism BM makes anything lolz yeah AKU TAHU SIAPA KAU! KATAKANNYA! KAU ADALAH PONTIANAK... eh?
jiyongyong: @hydeism BERKILAU
moona: @hydeism oh shit I have no idea what sparkle is in BM. Bersinaran? no wait, that's shine. Bergemerlipan? LOLOLOLOL FAIL MALAY IS FAIL
moona: @jilatlanun should get the dude who made the sang kancil cartoons to animate a cartoon angsa version of senjakala
hydeism: @moona @jiyongyong I think BERKILAU works 8DDbb Dude stop making me wanting to read the BM ver just to see if it's as LOL inducing as these!
jilatlanun: @moona Kulit Edward sungguh putih dan mengerlip di bawah sinaran matahari. there's a reason why i failed bm.
moona: @jilatlanun FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DYING HERE. GELAK TAHAP WHEEZING INI AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hydeism: @jilatlanun PBBTTTTT!!! Aahahaha oh shit imma never gonna sleep at this rate. Dan demikian, si singa jatuh cinta terhadap anak kambing LOL
jilatlanun: @moona jangan, bella. jangan. kau tak boleh ikut si edward tu. Aku tak peduli, aku nak juga.!!
jiyongyong: @moona @hydeism "saya berkilau di bawah sinaran mentari"
moona: @jiyongyong SHIT YOU ARE CORRECT. AND I KNOW SAPA BOLEH JADI ED CULLEN VERSI MALAYA - DAVID SPARKLE A.K.A DATUK M.DAUD KILAU 8DDDDD
jilatlanun: @hydeism gawd that line exists in the book? /pukes
hydeism: @moona You can find them BM books in Popular XDD I was torn between pointing and laughing and screaming running the other way XDD
jilatlanun: @hydeism @moona actually... I glanced at the Jpn ver of Twillight while i was at kino s'pore. kinda weird lololol
hydeism: @jilatlanun YOU HAVE NO IDEA. And it was the first book. I gagged and my brain just kinda shrivel up and died at that point
moona: @jilatlanun it's ok bb - I barely passed it meself.
jilatlanun: a time waster is.. making lol malay translations of twillight aka senjakala.
hydeism: @jilatlanun "Aku tak perduli, aku nak jugak!" LULZ sugguh melodramatik nyer XDD (stop making me google for twilight quotes!)
moona: @hydeism see? kambing - very approriate for raya korban. hence, ANAK BULAN *is* the perfect BM translation.
jilatlanun: @hydeism geebus and to think i geli when playing otoge.. when they start bahasa berbungaaaa
hydeism: @jiyongyong Kulit dia berkilau... bagaikan berlian. oooh bang-Edward
moona: @jilatlanun "satu, dua, tiga, lekuk! jantan, betina aku sedut!" is what I imagine them cullens singing while hunting.
hydeism: @jilatlanun There must be a collective pitch in to share the BM ver of these books (I refuse to pay full price) SO WE CAN DISSECT IT XD
jilatlanun: @moona u hebat la, u just crossed twillight w sang kancilll lolololol
jilatlanun: @hydeism oh gawd no I'd rather use the money and spend it on drugs lol
moona: @jilatlanun prz to draw a comic of this when you have time 8DDDD
hydeism: DYING FROM LOL, BBs. RT: @moona "satu, dua, tiga, lekuk! jantan, betina aku sedut!" is what I imagine them cullens singing while hunting.
jilatlanun: @moona oh tidaaakkkkk senjakala is just unholy lololol
elbakcinnu: @moona OMFG. M.DAUD KILAU. it makes sense nowww. D:
hydeism: @jilatlanun I think I will BLEEED from the eyes if I'm to read those lololol.
jilatlanun: @hydeism i jadil kassim selamat
moona: @elbakcinnu 8DDDDDD
moona: @hydeism "adakah aku menyilaukan kau???" *SILAU*
jiyongyong: @moona TERASA SPT NAK MENANGIS APABILA KU BAYANG EDWARD MEMAKAI JEKET LABUCI BERSAMA KULITNYA YG BERKILAU ITU.
moona: @hydeism I have some extra gauze from my surgery if you need to wipe the blood XD
moona: @jiyongyong EXTRA KILAU POWER BEBEH! ULTIMATE SPARKLE!
hydeism: I'm never gonna get any sleep tonight, right ..? @moona, @jilatlanun & @jiyongyong XDDD
hydeism: T-This is a thing of beauty ;A; *IS DAZZLED* RT: @moona: @hydeism "adakah aku menyilaukan kau???" *SILAU*
jilatlanun: @hydeism i know i can't sleep because i has some drawing to do sobs
moona: FFFF I should be asleep about an hr ago but I got distracted by lulzy twilight BM translations *looks at @hydeism @jilatlanun @jiyongyong*
hydeism: To cap off this glorious SILAU-filled night, I share with u NewMoon m15m
http://trunc.it/3od2t Dedicated to @moona @jilatlanun & @jiyongyong
hydeism: @moona Dude my eyes are about to drop out of the sockets but I'M ACHING AT THE SIDES LAUGHING OVER ALL THESE EPIC WTFKERY
hydeism: @jilatlanun uuuuu gud luck bb. May the sparkles be with you *~*~*~*~*~\8D/*~*~*~*~*~
jiyongyong: @moona @hydeism "death by sparkle at high noon" HAHAHAHAHHAHA
moona: @hydeism also, one last quote - "kau lah jenama heroin ku yg tepat sekali" B-)
hydeism: @moona YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME BB 8DDDbbbbb
hydeism: @jiyongyong @moona Cleolinda is MOST AWESOME XD You should check out her other stuff hahahaha
jilatlanun: @hydeism oh tidak, menyilau adalah dilarangkan
hydeism: @moona @jiyongyong By any chance if you had NEVER read Growing Up Cullens XD
http://oxymoronassoc.livejournal.com/462027.htmlhydeism: @moona I-I ran out of Twilight quotes don't make me google more damnit /SOBS
moona: @hydeism I know! I sort of follow her site & read her book XD She's awesome - haven't checked lately tho so thanks for the link :DD
moona: @hydeism lol reading that one this very moment omg so damn hilarious XDD my numb mouth is aching from laughing too much XDDD
hydeism: Goodnight, bb. Don't stalk me from outside the window. I live pretty high up and welcomes only Batman and possibly, Spiderman.
moona: @jilatlanun SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU COMPANY WHILE DRAWING -
http://www.klue.com.my/assets/0000/9457/mdaudkilau_std.jpgjilatlanun: @moona lol sparkly HE IS A PONTIANAK
~*~*~*~*~* THE NEXT DAY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~
hydeism: RT @whiterabb1t If Twilight = Senjakala, then Jacob = Yaakob, Red Indians = org asli, & Bella becomes a minah rempit for cheap thrills LOL!
jiyongyong: @hydeism HAHAHAHA YAAKOB! what's edward then?
jilatlanun: @hydeism minah rempit on basikal
moona: @jiyongyong EDWARD = M.DAUD KILAU
hydeism: @jiyongyong I'd been thinking about this whole NIGHT and I'd got nuttin' XDD
hydeism: @jilatlanun Apparently she DID go on ~DANGEROUS~ joyrides in the 2nd movie/book so the minah rempitz comparison is SPOT ON XDD
hydeism: All these LOL!Malay ver. of Twilight will probably never gets old XD LIKE THE SPARKLY SPARKLEPIRES THEY ARE!
jilatlanun: @hydeism congrats edward you in love with minah rempit ^3^)b
hydeism: @jilatlanun Congrats bella she in love with an emotional Adonis status who keeps repeating High School? D:
jilatlanun: @hydeism speaking of which WHY IS A 108 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE IN HIGH SCHOOL? So he can secretly perv on nubile teens?
hydeism: @jilatlanun INORITE? College/Uni I don't mind. But high school? Being in company of immature kids tak sampai legal age for all eternity? UGH
jilatlanun: @hydeism confirmed. edward is hardcore pedo
moona: @jilatlanun @hydeism BECAUSE HE IS THE GRAND MASTER PEDOBEAR.
hydeism: @jilatlanun EWWWW TQ for making me think Twilight is more gross than it already is ;A;
jilatlanun: @moona @hydeism so wanting to shoop edward's head on pedobear's body
moona: @jilatlanun DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
jilatlanun: @moona I WILL when I free lol
moona: @jilatlanun make sure it ~*SPARKLES*~
jilatlanun: @moona aiyoh like that i dun wanna use lololol
jilatlanun: dedicated to @moona & @hydeism
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/103122546-sparklebearmoona: IT IS SO BEYOOOOTIFUL ಥ_ಥ RT: @jilatlanun: dedicated to @moona & @hydeism
http://blingee.com/blingee/view/103122546-sparklebearjilatlanun: @moona WHAT DID YOU MAKE ME DOOOOO
moona: @jilatlanun YOU LIKED IT - ADMIT IT. AHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI.
jilatlanun: @moona i no like pedobears
Kudos if you manage to read through all that and not get confused 8DDDD;;; Random line-breaks so that it doesn't end up a wall of text haha.
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