[theatrical_muse] PROMPT 371

Feb 01, 2011 19:47

WHAT CLICHE RINGS TRUE TO YOU?

Oh, I’m all about the clichés. I like plaid and band buttons so that must mean I’m punk. “Down with society! Fuck the system!”

But I also like dying my hair black, so that means I’m obviously emo now. “I hate life! Woe is me! I should kill myself, but I don’t because I like wallowing in my own agony to get attention.”

I’m Irish so that means I like to get shit-faced drunk and pick fights, but I’m also Italian so beware, cause I have a temper and my family is involved with the Mafia. On both sides!

I live in Orange County so that means I’m rich and a prude. I enjoy going down to Newport Beach in my thirty billion dollar yacht and showing just how much better I am than you.

I play guitar, which automatically means I’m a struggling artist who despises the idea of working an office job and would rather starve. This, despite all my previous bullshitting, is actually the one thing I said that is true about me.

COUNT: 176

[prompt] theatrical_muse

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