Nov 28, 2005 15:44
I spent about four hundred dollars on X-Mas presents thus far, and I'm still not done. By the time I finish, I'll probably have blown through a cool grand (I'm installing a new front door for Meemerz, so that takes up a two to three hundred dollar chunk). I wish there was a Santa for adults. It'd be nice to send that bearded fatty into Sears to wait in line at customer service to swap defective merchandise, carry all the heavy bags, and go on a starbucks run while I lounge in the bean bag couch store. His massive paunch would also provide protection during any thirty dollar DVD player stampedes in Wal-Mart. Or better still, I'll use his body to surf over the heads of the over-indulgent water buffalo bottom feeding customers.
I haven't shopped at Wal-Mart once this season, and I don't plan to either. Fuck you, Wal-Mart. How dare you have a Sonics in your store rather than a McDonalds. The whole "devastation of small-town economy" kinda rubs me the wrong way, too.
Just found out my RGM is quitting. :[ It's the third general manager I've lost during my nine months at the hut. I can't believe that our store killed another prospective career in yumbrands. Bryan had to be promoted waaaay too quickly just to make himself eligible to take over the store, and there is absolutely no one left to run our location. It's gonna suck major balls over the next couple of months while we get substitute managers for each week or the area coach stopping by constantly. We. are. Leaderless. :[