Shitballs.
I learned something today: Laughing at someone because they have a hopeless crush on a person too hygenically-gifted, pretty and intelligence IS ALWAYS FUCKING GREAT. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES IN ERIC'S FACE. ROFFLEMEISTER.
Well, technically, I laughed because he is a whiny, smelly, self-ego fellating and balding cuntwaffle, while his crush is this awesome and humble art history major. I told him I laughed because it was "cute" for him to have a crush an a girl. But mostly, because he doesn't have a chance in hell.
Also, I ate most of Michael's candy. That made me laugh too.
It's been an odd day.
Well, technically, I laughed because he is a whiny, smelly, self-ego fellating and balding cuntwaffle, while his crush is this awesome and humble art history major. I told him I laughed because it was "cute" for him to have a crush an a girl. But mostly, because he doesn't have a chance in hell.
Also, I ate most of Michael's candy. That made me laugh too.
It's been an odd day.