Meh.
The Longest Yard can only be described as "Meh."
Thank you, MTV Films. I could almost not gag on your manufactured shlong of crusty wit as you rammed it down my throat. No, really. Thanks.
The movie was too movie-ish. Seriously. The dialouge was so dripping with cliche that it was impossible to forget that you were watching a shitty remake film which ENDORSED THE FUCK OUT OF MCDONALDS. Everyone walked away from that movie quoting Micky D-filled phrases.
"Get your McFlurry on"
"Should have protected your McNuggets"
"I'm the cheeseburger man"
"It's not easy to be this cheesy" (while holding McDonald's wrapper)
"Want a quarter pounder?" (Reaches into pants, pulls out burger. This, hoever, is redeemed by the other man asking, "Does it have cheese" ....Because it was in his pants, and cheese, and Lol. Yeah).
Thank you, MTV Films. I could almost not gag on your manufactured shlong of crusty wit as you rammed it down my throat. No, really. Thanks.
The movie was too movie-ish. Seriously. The dialouge was so dripping with cliche that it was impossible to forget that you were watching a shitty remake film which ENDORSED THE FUCK OUT OF MCDONALDS. Everyone walked away from that movie quoting Micky D-filled phrases.
"Get your McFlurry on"
"Should have protected your McNuggets"
"I'm the cheeseburger man"
"It's not easy to be this cheesy" (while holding McDonald's wrapper)
"Want a quarter pounder?" (Reaches into pants, pulls out burger. This, hoever, is redeemed by the other man asking, "Does it have cheese" ....Because it was in his pants, and cheese, and Lol. Yeah).