Spyware - 1. Me - 0.
Almost two hundred dollars worth of anti-everything software, and my comp is running more shitty than ever. Mom said today "That's it. I'm gonna hire to a nerd." About fucking time. I know computers like I know tact, which isn't very much considering how I told the checkout lady at publix that the only good baby is stir-fried baby.
Friday a bunch of us went to the carnival, then skipped out because both the food and gypsies looked disgusting. While some of the rides looked fun, they creaked ominously. The last time I partook of eastern european hospitality, I was upside-down and sixty feet in the air, all at once realizing a worn, fraying seatbelt separated from me life and death. So instead, the gang headed out to Taco Bell, then the movies. Boogeyman wasn't very scary, but we all managed to freak each other out on the car ride home.
Monday we hung out at Erin's house. Erin uttered the words, "At least I can beat Faith" shortly before being pwnt. Pizza was fantabulous, and so was Bill beating the hell out of a bag of frozen ice. Lots of laughter and...oh! A certain person wiped her own fluids on another certain person's face, which killed me. I didn't have to shell out a penny for that one, either. It made my night, seriously. <3333 I know my friends are awesome when I can say "hey! Stick your hand in your vagina and smear it on his cheek" and then it is done without hesitation. I love you guys.
Had another interview today for a cook's position at Pizza Hut... y'know, the sister company of KFC/Taco Bell, the MOTHERFUCKING HELLISH HELL for which my LJ inspiration is.
Norton has informed me that I have just been infected with a virus, so lemme go battle technology for a while.
Friday a bunch of us went to the carnival, then skipped out because both the food and gypsies looked disgusting. While some of the rides looked fun, they creaked ominously. The last time I partook of eastern european hospitality, I was upside-down and sixty feet in the air, all at once realizing a worn, fraying seatbelt separated from me life and death. So instead, the gang headed out to Taco Bell, then the movies. Boogeyman wasn't very scary, but we all managed to freak each other out on the car ride home.
Monday we hung out at Erin's house. Erin uttered the words, "At least I can beat Faith" shortly before being pwnt. Pizza was fantabulous, and so was Bill beating the hell out of a bag of frozen ice. Lots of laughter and...oh! A certain person wiped her own fluids on another certain person's face, which killed me. I didn't have to shell out a penny for that one, either. It made my night, seriously. <3333 I know my friends are awesome when I can say "hey! Stick your hand in your vagina and smear it on his cheek" and then it is done without hesitation. I love you guys.
Had another interview today for a cook's position at Pizza Hut... y'know, the sister company of KFC/Taco Bell, the MOTHERFUCKING HELLISH HELL for which my LJ inspiration is.
Norton has informed me that I have just been infected with a virus, so lemme go battle technology for a while.