Eye Status: Normal
My eye is better now, hurrah! It no longer looks like I got skull-fucked with a whale penis.
Also, Jeff got promoted!! He's being transferred from Vegas to San Diego, to work at the HOB out there. Within a couple months, he'll be a Sous Chef! At 24, that is incredible; he'll be the youngest Sous chef in entire company. I'm so proud of him. To think just three years ago he was sitting in jail.. man. Glad that dickface got it together. <333 He's getting a fat pay increase, and that bastard owes me a Crimbo present. Sweet. Wendy is going with him, of course. I think Jeff will end up marrying her; she's the first girl he's actually introduced to any of us. She's also the first girl he's dated that isn't a complete fucking moron.
Also, Jeff got promoted!! He's being transferred from Vegas to San Diego, to work at the HOB out there. Within a couple months, he'll be a Sous Chef! At 24, that is incredible; he'll be the youngest Sous chef in entire company. I'm so proud of him. To think just three years ago he was sitting in jail.. man. Glad that dickface got it together. <333 He's getting a fat pay increase, and that bastard owes me a Crimbo present. Sweet. Wendy is going with him, of course. I think Jeff will end up marrying her; she's the first girl he's actually introduced to any of us. She's also the first girl he's dated that isn't a complete fucking moron.