Hermaphrodite --By Stephen Lynch

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shes part girl
shes part boy
shes got parts
everyone can enjoy
shes got more
shes got less
shes got her man-hood tucked in her dress

is she a mister
or is she a miss
does she stand up when shes taking a piss
shes my little girl yeah
shes my little guy
when i try to please her i get poked in the eye

she wear lace and she wears flannel
she watches football and the lifetime channel
whats that bulg under her nightie
it must be hermaphrodite yeah hermaphrodite uh-uh

some things are white
some things are black
some girls wear make-up
mine shaves her back
she is still beautiful
she is still fine
its too bad her package is bigger than mine

she cant help her imperfections
she gets jock itch from her yeast infection
who stole all my tightie whighties
it must be hermaphrodite