Mohawk is history.
Mom made me shave Smokey's hair back down, but he did get to spend three days as the neighborhood badass. Got Robs party today, and then maybe something on New Years Eve.
The last few days have been good; pwned my giftcards like nobody's business at JoAnne's and the mall. I even braved the emo shitstorm at Hot Topic to snatch up the last Reno 911! t-shirt. It's Officer Jones, pointing like the hardcore brotha he is. The caption reads, "Sir, I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own shoe." TV makes police brutality fun, and I like that.
In other news, I don't think that wanting to disfigure Jessica Simpson is repressed jealousy.. in fact, I think it's a natural urge for anyone who doesn't have their lips around the tabloid's throbbing cock. In nature, the weak and stupid die. But with technology, man has allowed the helmet-worthy fucktards to have free reign. The Romans understood that exploiting less fortunate people for entertainment was great, but eventually they needed to bite the dust in the arena. Even Russel Crowe's fat ass went down. In modern times, we should also trim the fat. After two seasons, asshats like Jessica Simpson should be thrown into a pit of lions armed with a rusty spork. Her singing is crap, her acting is crap, her charisa is nonexistent, and her entire career is based on magazine airbrush and having an IQ of 23. Die, you untalented skank.
The last few days have been good; pwned my giftcards like nobody's business at JoAnne's and the mall. I even braved the emo shitstorm at Hot Topic to snatch up the last Reno 911! t-shirt. It's Officer Jones, pointing like the hardcore brotha he is. The caption reads, "Sir, I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own shoe." TV makes police brutality fun, and I like that.
In other news, I don't think that wanting to disfigure Jessica Simpson is repressed jealousy.. in fact, I think it's a natural urge for anyone who doesn't have their lips around the tabloid's throbbing cock. In nature, the weak and stupid die. But with technology, man has allowed the helmet-worthy fucktards to have free reign. The Romans understood that exploiting less fortunate people for entertainment was great, but eventually they needed to bite the dust in the arena. Even Russel Crowe's fat ass went down. In modern times, we should also trim the fat. After two seasons, asshats like Jessica Simpson should be thrown into a pit of lions armed with a rusty spork. Her singing is crap, her acting is crap, her charisa is nonexistent, and her entire career is based on magazine airbrush and having an IQ of 23. Die, you untalented skank.