Dec 17, 2004 13:47
Almost forgot something more important than telling a kid what an angsty bitch he was being. I watched episode 114 of Naruto, and I'm pretty sure Chouji just bit the dust. FUCK. He and Shikamaru had a great thing going on. It was sad, but the damndest thing -- he died more attractive. Being fat the entire series, he takes a series of pills, the last of which makes him thin and more becoming. I want that to happen at my death: I'm about to die and fucking hideous, then I pop a pill to look like Charlize Theron. My family would shit their pants, and my open casket funeral would bring every horny necrophiliac within a fifty-mile radius (in Kissimmee, that is about 2976 people).
But man... It sucked royally to see Chouji die. So sad. And this is coming from a gal who enjoys pickled infant flesh.
I'm hoping that it is a twist, and even though the butterfly (his symbolic life force) disappeared, Shikamaru and the gang may find him on the way back. Ah, it was such a touching episode.