Curiosity killed the Gorilla... or was that the Four-Eye's Sister? [Voice]

[deathtohijikata]

China, what the hell are you doing here? Danna's closet not good enough for you anymore? Did that black hole you call a stomach finally go too far and eat him along with the contents of his fridge? Or did that Four-Eyes finally hit puberty and try and take pictures of you in the shower

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[cloudedbystrife]

China?

[deathtohijikata]

China: 1) A large country containing the largest population of human beings on Earth (to date); invented toilet paper (so they claim)

2) An annoying, freakishly strong, ox-horned monster girl who's primary reason for being on Earth is to eat our food supply and be defeated by me

[kabukichoqueen]

Hey! I don't have horns!

And I'm not going to be defeated by you either!

[deathtohijikata]

What exactly are those stupid things growing out of your head then?

You think you can take me China? If we hadn't been interrupted that last time by that plague of rabid were-chipmunk amanto, I would have taken you to the cleaners. I obviously had the upper hand.

[kabukichoqueen]

It's called hair, genius.

Yeah, you ran away pretty fast when the chipmunks started fumbling for some nuts. You don't need to take me to the cleaners, you're the one who's going to lie face first in the mud in the end.

[deathtohijikata]

Unlike someone, I didn't fell the need to battle two foot tall rodents over my nut supply.

...you wanna go at it China? I'll see you at the hot dog vender! Don't go crying back to Danna after your clothes get all dirty!

[kabukichoqueen]

What nut supply?

Bring it on. Don't go crying when you lose. And there comes a point in every girl's life when she doesn't want to have old men wash her clothes anymore.