Jan 28, 2004 17:14
threr have been many great holidays in the great usa history
there is thanksgiving there is hanuka there is quanza
but none of these compares to the greatest week holday of them
im talking of drinking week
so you ask drinking what is that
here is what has happened so far in driking week
i have drank 4368947923847238 ML of beers
its true
also i have funneled the strongest wine in america
yes
so driking week indeed is a very special holiday
and everyone is inviited
even kerri maybe even jon you know
oh wait no
ha
so ill leave you with a poem about drinking week
drinking week is good
drinking week is great
if drinking week was a bird
drinking week would be an 8 ball of crack
that i would serve from the curb
thank you
dont drive drunk unless it is drinking week
and dont love em unless they are an iv user
and dont let em fool you when they say they are 15
cause they prolly are not 15
but if you a fat chick getting your fuck on tonight
go oh oh oh oh
this has been brought to you by thomas the thrid harris
and i will not post until something else good comes around
peace