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[deathstar_sparx]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
dont you remember me??
God:
Of course I remember you well ass monkey. We were talking about thanx.
Me:
yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
why are you so stupid??
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok will i die???
God:
All men are mortal. Yikes!
Me:
but that doesnt answer my question
God:
Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Me:
perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
i dont know?
God:
Me either.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop it
God:
Ok I will stop DIE.
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
i will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
n do what?