Miss Sto Helit Investigates

Jan 15, 2011 20:59

1. [on the street, you are approached by a young girl]

Excuse me.  Excuse me!  Yes, you.  I need to be pointed towards the Sto Lat plains.  There will be a reward, I'm sure.  Mother is bound to be in hysterics by now.

2. [Young Susan can be found outside the library glancing through a pile of atlases and throwing them aside in short order.]

3. [After ( Read more... )

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3 likescats January 16 2011, 02:06:28 UTC
[Walking by....wait....what.]

SUSAN?

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:10:44 UTC
Who . . . ?

Oh. I've met you before. You live in the big black house with the black flowers and the black water.

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likescats January 16 2011, 02:12:04 UTC
....YES. I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER.

[Why are you so small/...]

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:13:29 UTC
Are you really?

It's been a good while since we've been, but I always thought my grandfather would have more . . . skin.

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1 the_wee_big_hag January 16 2011, 02:08:02 UTC
[Luckily you got another Discworlder. One in a pointed hat.]

I'm sorry. We're nowhere near that at the moment.

......Susan?

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:10:00 UTC
. . . How do you know my name? Did you help kidnap me?

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the_wee_big_hag January 16 2011, 02:16:13 UTC
Not that I'm aware of. My name's Tiffany. I'm a witch from the Chalk.

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:19:50 UTC
Then I shouldn't be talking to you. Like the Soul Cake Duck and the Tooth Fairy and the Hogfather.

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3 strike_you_out January 16 2011, 02:32:58 UTC
[Slugger, thinking it would be a good and fun idea to mess with the girl's mind, has decided to sneak into the vehicle from the opposite side, hide, then honk the horn.]

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:34:39 UTC
[Susan's hair flies upwards into an aura of shock for a moment or two before it settles down.]

That's a little better. Come out so I can see you now.

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strike_you_out January 16 2011, 02:45:44 UTC
[If he knew how and had a key, he would activate the headlights and possibly the windshield wipers (which, with luck, would result in her being splashed with water). But with neither at his disposal, he simply sits up in the driver's seat instead and offers a toothy smirk.

Slugger has yet to realize that the girl happens to be Susan.]

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 02:47:11 UTC
. . .

You're a very large demon. Not very attractive, either.

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3 is_childofwoe January 16 2011, 03:37:59 UTC
What are you doing?

[Hey Susan. Meet Teatimes new friend.]

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The day when my CR chart consists entirely of your characters is fast approaching. XD sensiblechild January 16 2011, 04:10:42 UTC
[Susan responds with her own question.]

Do you know where they keep the demons in these?

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My plan is succeeding then. is_childofwoe January 16 2011, 04:12:22 UTC
There isn't a demon in there. It's a car.

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sensiblechild January 16 2011, 04:27:24 UTC
[Susan sensibly stops rattling it.]

Then how does it run?

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1 politerudeness January 16 2011, 15:43:38 UTC
Hm? Sto Lat? Is that anywhere in Mayfield? ...I do not think I remember seeing such a name on the map, but I might have forgotten.

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sensiblechild January 17 2011, 01:00:46 UTC
It's on the Disc. Is Mayfield the name of this place?

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politerudeness January 17 2011, 16:09:18 UTC
[ it's on a disc? wait does this mean she's a program or something.... ] That's correct. A newcomer, then?

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sensiblechild January 18 2011, 18:13:50 UTC
That's an odd way of putting it. Why 'newcomer'?

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