Afterthought

[deaths_heritor]

[public, yes even to Teatime]
  . . . In light of the recently surfaced information -- which, if I might hazard an opinion, should have been distributed much earlier -- I recalled something that may be of interest to some of you.  I was a bit busy dying at the time, so you'll have to accept my apologies if I don't remember the events as well as I

Comments

[the_wee_big_hag]

[Tiffany is not having a good day]

Off topic just a little. But have you noticed the increased amounts of children running around the town?

[deaths_heritor]

I was trying very hard not to, actually.

[the_wee_big_hag]

It's rather more difficult for me I'm afraid. France is even younger then he was before and Sophie apparently was ready to jump at the drop of a hat when she was my age. Luckily England seems to be the right age. I don't think I could handle him as a child as well.

[deaths_heritor]

The town is being a bit overly lively lately. This must be the third or fourth unusual incident in a row.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'm fairly certain England's family is going to drive me insane.

[deaths_heritor]

Call me if they bother you. Or turn them into frogs.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I think I've threatened all of his brothers with a frying pan by now for trying to break into the house. Twice maybe.

Also, I tend to avoid turning people into frogs.

[deaths_heritor]

Wallop them next time and pretend you thought they were burglars.

I think it'd be a very handy skill to perfect, but to each her own.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'm thinking about it.

Oh it sounds good. Until you have to stop and figure out where the rest of the person that doesn't fit into the frog shape goes.

[deaths_heritor]

Warts. Lots and lots of warts.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Think more, a rather disturbing pink ball.

[deaths_heritor]

Or you could make them into curtains. I could use some after Slugger accidentally tore the nice ones in the living room.

[the_wee_big_hag]

Somehow I don't think people would make very good curtains.

[deaths_heritor]

I suppose you're right. We'll have to settle for people-sized frogs, then.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I'd agree but I'm trying to head away from that image at the moment.

When I was home there was a ...spread in witch hating for a while. Too many people believing the old stories and killing people over it.

[deaths_heritor]

On the Disc?

. . . I'd like to have thought they were better than that, with the sorts of things that happen there.