beware free samples
Hey there boys and girls, listen up because this here is a cautionary tale.
Yesterday I went to the Pike Place Market with my friend Justin and his girlfriend Suzette. We passed by a booth selling handmade soaps and lotion bars. The place was run by fairly clean looking hippies. Nothing to be wary of. There were several open bars of soap and lotion on the counter that potential customers could sample. And many of them did, rubbing a bit of the lotion off of the bar onto their hands and arms or face. Justin and I hung out near this booth for a short time while Suzette went to shop for something else. While standing at this booth we observed a homeless guy take a bar of the lotion and rub it onto his hands. Then he put the lotion down his pants and rubbed it on his crotch. Apparently his ass was chapped too because he also stuck the bar down the back of his pants. When he was finished he put the lotion bar back in it's place and moved on to the next bar of lotion. And then the next one, and then the next one.
So careful what you sample because you may be rubbing some skeezy dude's ball sweat on your face and not even know it.
Yesterday I went to the Pike Place Market with my friend Justin and his girlfriend Suzette. We passed by a booth selling handmade soaps and lotion bars. The place was run by fairly clean looking hippies. Nothing to be wary of. There were several open bars of soap and lotion on the counter that potential customers could sample. And many of them did, rubbing a bit of the lotion off of the bar onto their hands and arms or face. Justin and I hung out near this booth for a short time while Suzette went to shop for something else. While standing at this booth we observed a homeless guy take a bar of the lotion and rub it onto his hands. Then he put the lotion down his pants and rubbed it on his crotch. Apparently his ass was chapped too because he also stuck the bar down the back of his pants. When he was finished he put the lotion bar back in it's place and moved on to the next bar of lotion. And then the next one, and then the next one.
So careful what you sample because you may be rubbing some skeezy dude's ball sweat on your face and not even know it.