to everyone who doesnt know me, now you will. or so you think!!
FASHION:
1. Do you wear a watch? Yes i do Seiko baby!
2. How many coats and jackets do you own? 5 or so??
3. Most expensive item of clothing? ummm i have no idea. porb Gap pants that were 39.
YOUR FRIENDS:
1. Do your friends 'know' you? I think they do, at least my band mates and Kelsey.
2. What do they tend to be like? People with a good scense of humor, caring, people who have the same interests as me.
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked? Come back to me on that.
4. How many people do you tell everything? 1 sometimes, which is Kelsey.
MUSIC, TV, FILM & BOOKS:
1. Favorite band ever? 7 Angels 7 Plagues, BTBAM most, then to many to list after.
2. Most listened to bands? Bury Your Dead, BTBAM, Endthisday, 7 angels 7 plagues, misery signals, black dahlia murder, Wu-Tang Clan! list goes on and on and on.
3. Can you play an instrument? Drums, guitar, bass, mouth harpe, jugs, washboard.
4. Type of music never listened to? I try to stay far away as possilbe from Country and Latino music.
5. What type of music do you listen to? Hardcore, Metal, Rap, Big Band Jazz
GENERAL QUESTIONS:
1. Who is the smartest person alive at the moment? ummm probably...i will go with Sunshine, Steven Hawking.
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? Sunny, but not to sunny.
3. Do you consider yourself lucky? I have Kelsey so yes.
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide? No, if you kill yourself, your retarded.
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often? Bored.
RANDOM:
1. Do you own any plaid clothing? oh yes.
2. Do you own converse shoes? nope.
3. Do you own saucony shoes? no, because i dont follow shoe trends.
4. Do you own old school nikes? nope. new balance.
5. Do you wear tight pants? tight is the only way to go.
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? ??what??.
7. Do you know what a squatter flap is? No but im guessing something to do with not taking off your pants to take a shit??.
8. Do you own a messenger bag? god no.
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? refer to #8.
10. Do you have braces? nope, but i should.
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? sorta short.
13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? ummm nooo....that would mean fashion hawk, and that is a no no.
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? ummm negative.
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"? no i think they are fucking gay.
16. Is your hair black or red? no and no, its brown.
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? nope.
18. Do you own a bandana? i did when i was in the Crypts down in LA
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? umm negative.
20. Are you amused by safety pins? im not in special ed.
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? probably once.
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes? Punk is dead.
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from dogpile, lip service, or tiger of London? Who the hell is that???
24. Do you enjoy leopard print? in bedrooms. RRARRR.
25. Are you Disgruntled? Only over stupid people.
26. Are you an anarchist? gotta say no
27. Does the American flag anger you? Nope it dont.
28. Are you "working class"? Yea, its sucks. dont join.
29. Do you dislike "preps"? no i got some friends.
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? sometimes yes.
31. Do you smoke cigarettes? ICK ICK ICK.
32. Do you smoke cloves? cloves taste like assvomit.
33. Are you a thin waif? TOO thin.
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian? hell no, gotta eat meat.
35. Do you think meat is murder? Sometimes yes, but usually no because, hey im hungry.
38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? yes once when i was at FLorence, Ore riding, talk about sand in the ass crack.
39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? LOL no.
40. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? MHMM.
41. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? He is one of the best writers ever. havent read.
42. Are you a member of the makeout club? No, what is that? is it a hardcore thing?
43. Do you say "rad"? HAHA all the time. rad
MORE JUNK:
1. Name? Jacob Andrew Simonson.
2. Do you like it? yea why not.
3. Nick-names? DrummerJake, Hey Dude, Pez.
4. Screen names? deathofordinary.
6. Birthday? 10-17-83.
7. Sign? Libra, yep.
8. Location? Vancouver, washington.
10. Status? Engaged to Kelsey.
11. Crush? on Jayson....
12. Virgin? big no.
13. Natural hair color? Dark Brown.
14. Current hair color? same as above
15. Eye color? Greenish brown, so hazel...
16. Height? 5' 11''
17. Birthplace? Fargo, North Dakota.
18. Shoe size? 10 1/2 and 11 depends on the shoes.
FAVORITES:
1. Number? dont have one, but if i had to i guess 69!!!! haha no.
2. Color? Blacks, grays, blues some greens.
3. Day? Friday.
4. Month? October.
5. Song at the moment? Valor and Vengeance - Since the Flood?
6. Movie? ummmm Pirates of the Carribiean.
7. Food? Mexican/Italian.
8. Band? Refer to question 1 in Music section?
9. Sport? GOLF and baseball.
10. Class? Astronomy (stars are cool).
11. Teacher? Mr. Weaver/Mr. Warner
12. Drink? Orange Juice.
13. Veggie? Yams.
14. TV station? Comedy Central.
15. Radio station? umm nothing.
16. Store? Guitar Center.
17. Expression? I don have a set one.
18. Animal? Border Collie (dog).
19. Flower? Lillys.
20. State? Washington.
21. Country? Norway, Australia and Scotland.
THIS OR THAT
1. Me or you? Me!
2. Coke or pepsi? coke.
3. Day or night? Night.
4. AOL or AIM? whats the diff.
5. CD or cassette? Compact disk bitch.
6. DVD or VHS? dvd.
7. Jeans or khakis? Jeans.
8. Car or truck? trucks.
9. Tall or short? Standard.
10. Lunch or dinner? dinner.
11. *Nsync or BSB? neither.
12. Gap or Old Navy? Gap.
13. Lipstick or lipgloss? Lipgloss.
14. Silver or gold? silver is shiny.
15. Alcohol or weed? yuck to both
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS:
1. Do you have a bf/gf? Fiancee Kelsey
2. Do you have a crush? Yes.
3. How long have you liked him/her? SOOORRRYY 4 years!!!
4. Why do you like this person? Beacause she is awesome!! and beaatiful.
5. If you're single, why are you single? big pimpin.
6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 months before kelsey.
7. How long was your shortest relationship? 3 weeks..yea.
8. Who was your first love? this girl named Colleen.
9. What do you miss about them? ehh i dont remember.
THE PAST:
1. What is the one thing you would change about your past? nothing really.
2. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life? ummm i dont make big mistakes.
4. Last thing you saw? Ice cream in a bowl.
5. Last thing you said? Have fun being up late.
6. What is the last TV show you saw? ummmmmm Daly show last night.
7. What is the last song you heard? 7 angels 7 plagues - Someday.
WHO'S THE LAST PERSON YOU...
1. Saw? Keith Richie Sooy III.
2. Kissed? Keith Richie...wait i mean Kelsey.
3. Hugged? My Dog.
4. Fought with? The damn computer.
5. Were on the phone with? Kelsey.
THE PRESENT:
1. What are you wearing? White under Shirt, Black dress slacks, socks.
2. What are you doing? This is the fucking stupidist question on here, what the hell do you think im doing??
3. Who are you talking to? My dog and then my cat then to my self because im crazy.
4. What song are you listening to? this question is getting old, Eternal Gates - by Deadtofall?
5. Where are you? In da Kitchen bitch.
6. Who is with you? My Dog.
7. Are you on line? Of course otherwise filling this thing out would be fucking pointless.
8. How are you feeling? Im totally awesome.
9. Are you in a chatroom? Chatrooms are for 45 year old guys sitting at the puter naked posing as a 16 year old girl who likes to cyber.
FUTURE:
1. What day is it tomorrow? Thursday.
2. What are you going to do after this? Im not sure, good question.
3. Who are you going to talk to? Lots of peeps, mainly kelsey and everyone in my bands.
4. Where are you going to go? Crazy.
5. How old will you be when you graduate? Graduate what?? well now i know how old the loser was who made this servey.
6. What do you wanna be? A family man who has a good paying job during the day but at night is in a hardcore supah dupah band.
8. Where will you be in 25 years? Who knows, hopefully with kelsey, with kids and still playing music, or a columbian drug lord, whatever comes, comes.
OTHER:
1. Do you write in cursive or print? Print, cursive is for stuck up assholes( besides Kelsey.....)
2. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty man.
3. What is your sexual preference? Kelsey. nakkie
4. What piercings do you have? None, but soon i will have!
5. Do you drive? yes i do!! its fun, sept when you hit black ice.
6. Do you have glasses or braces? Glasses are for dorks, sorry Richie...hehehe and no to braces and you already askes this question damnit.
1. Do you wear a watch? Yes i do Seiko baby!
2. How many coats and jackets do you own? 5 or so??
3. Most expensive item of clothing? ummm i have no idea. porb Gap pants that were 39.
YOUR FRIENDS:
1. Do your friends 'know' you? I think they do, at least my band mates and Kelsey.
2. What do they tend to be like? People with a good scense of humor, caring, people who have the same interests as me.
3. Are there traits in you that are universally liked? Come back to me on that.
4. How many people do you tell everything? 1 sometimes, which is Kelsey.
MUSIC, TV, FILM & BOOKS:
1. Favorite band ever? 7 Angels 7 Plagues, BTBAM most, then to many to list after.
2. Most listened to bands? Bury Your Dead, BTBAM, Endthisday, 7 angels 7 plagues, misery signals, black dahlia murder, Wu-Tang Clan! list goes on and on and on.
3. Can you play an instrument? Drums, guitar, bass, mouth harpe, jugs, washboard.
4. Type of music never listened to? I try to stay far away as possilbe from Country and Latino music.
5. What type of music do you listen to? Hardcore, Metal, Rap, Big Band Jazz
GENERAL QUESTIONS:
1. Who is the smartest person alive at the moment? ummm probably...i will go with Sunshine, Steven Hawking.
2. What do you prefer, a sunny or rainy day? Sunny, but not to sunny.
3. Do you consider yourself lucky? I have Kelsey so yes.
4. Do you feel pity for people who commit suicide? No, if you kill yourself, your retarded.
5. Choose one word to describe how you feel most often? Bored.
RANDOM:
1. Do you own any plaid clothing? oh yes.
2. Do you own converse shoes? nope.
3. Do you own saucony shoes? no, because i dont follow shoe trends.
4. Do you own old school nikes? nope. new balance.
5. Do you wear tight pants? tight is the only way to go.
6. Is there more than one zipper in your pants? ??what??.
7. Do you know what a squatter flap is? No but im guessing something to do with not taking off your pants to take a shit??.
8. Do you own a messenger bag? god no.
9. Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest? refer to #8.
10. Do you have braces? nope, but i should.
12. Do you have short, shaggy hair? sorta short.
13. Does your hairstyle exceed a height of 3 inches? ummm nooo....that would mean fashion hawk, and that is a no no.
14. Would you classify your hair as a deadly weapon? ummm negative.
15. Do you think mohawks are "neat"? no i think they are fucking gay.
16. Is your hair black or red? no and no, its brown.
17. Do you have a favorite brand of hair dye? nope.
18. Do you own a bandana? i did when i was in the Crypts down in LA
19. Do you wear plugs in your ears? umm negative.
20. Are you amused by safety pins? im not in special ed.
21. Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute? probably once.
22. Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes? Punk is dead.
23. Do you own one or more articles of clothing from dogpile, lip service, or tiger of London? Who the hell is that???
24. Do you enjoy leopard print? in bedrooms. RRARRR.
25. Are you Disgruntled? Only over stupid people.
26. Are you an anarchist? gotta say no
27. Does the American flag anger you? Nope it dont.
28. Are you "working class"? Yea, its sucks. dont join.
29. Do you dislike "preps"? no i got some friends.
30. Do you dislike Hot Topic? sometimes yes.
31. Do you smoke cigarettes? ICK ICK ICK.
32. Do you smoke cloves? cloves taste like assvomit.
33. Are you a thin waif? TOO thin.
34. Are you vegan/vegetarian? hell no, gotta eat meat.
35. Do you think meat is murder? Sometimes yes, but usually no because, hey im hungry.
38. Have you ever gone a week without a shower? yes once when i was at FLorence, Ore riding, talk about sand in the ass crack.
39. Have you ever been avoided due to your odor? LOL no.
40. Do you know who Jack Kerouac is? MHMM.
41. Do you like Mr. Kerouac? He is one of the best writers ever. havent read.
42. Are you a member of the makeout club? No, what is that? is it a hardcore thing?
43. Do you say "rad"? HAHA all the time. rad
MORE JUNK:
1. Name? Jacob Andrew Simonson.
2. Do you like it? yea why not.
3. Nick-names? DrummerJake, Hey Dude, Pez.
4. Screen names? deathofordinary.
6. Birthday? 10-17-83.
7. Sign? Libra, yep.
8. Location? Vancouver, washington.
10. Status? Engaged to Kelsey.
11. Crush? on Jayson....
12. Virgin? big no.
13. Natural hair color? Dark Brown.
14. Current hair color? same as above
15. Eye color? Greenish brown, so hazel...
16. Height? 5' 11''
17. Birthplace? Fargo, North Dakota.
18. Shoe size? 10 1/2 and 11 depends on the shoes.
FAVORITES:
1. Number? dont have one, but if i had to i guess 69!!!! haha no.
2. Color? Blacks, grays, blues some greens.
3. Day? Friday.
4. Month? October.
5. Song at the moment? Valor and Vengeance - Since the Flood?
6. Movie? ummmm Pirates of the Carribiean.
7. Food? Mexican/Italian.
8. Band? Refer to question 1 in Music section?
9. Sport? GOLF and baseball.
10. Class? Astronomy (stars are cool).
11. Teacher? Mr. Weaver/Mr. Warner
12. Drink? Orange Juice.
13. Veggie? Yams.
14. TV station? Comedy Central.
15. Radio station? umm nothing.
16. Store? Guitar Center.
17. Expression? I don have a set one.
18. Animal? Border Collie (dog).
19. Flower? Lillys.
20. State? Washington.
21. Country? Norway, Australia and Scotland.
THIS OR THAT
1. Me or you? Me!
2. Coke or pepsi? coke.
3. Day or night? Night.
4. AOL or AIM? whats the diff.
5. CD or cassette? Compact disk bitch.
6. DVD or VHS? dvd.
7. Jeans or khakis? Jeans.
8. Car or truck? trucks.
9. Tall or short? Standard.
10. Lunch or dinner? dinner.
11. *Nsync or BSB? neither.
12. Gap or Old Navy? Gap.
13. Lipstick or lipgloss? Lipgloss.
14. Silver or gold? silver is shiny.
15. Alcohol or weed? yuck to both
LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS:
1. Do you have a bf/gf? Fiancee Kelsey
2. Do you have a crush? Yes.
3. How long have you liked him/her? SOOORRRYY 4 years!!!
4. Why do you like this person? Beacause she is awesome!! and beaatiful.
5. If you're single, why are you single? big pimpin.
6. How long was your longest relationship? 5 months before kelsey.
7. How long was your shortest relationship? 3 weeks..yea.
8. Who was your first love? this girl named Colleen.
9. What do you miss about them? ehh i dont remember.
THE PAST:
1. What is the one thing you would change about your past? nothing really.
2. What is the biggest mistake you've made in your life? ummm i dont make big mistakes.
4. Last thing you saw? Ice cream in a bowl.
5. Last thing you said? Have fun being up late.
6. What is the last TV show you saw? ummmmmm Daly show last night.
7. What is the last song you heard? 7 angels 7 plagues - Someday.
WHO'S THE LAST PERSON YOU...
1. Saw? Keith Richie Sooy III.
2. Kissed? Keith Richie...wait i mean Kelsey.
3. Hugged? My Dog.
4. Fought with? The damn computer.
5. Were on the phone with? Kelsey.
THE PRESENT:
1. What are you wearing? White under Shirt, Black dress slacks, socks.
2. What are you doing? This is the fucking stupidist question on here, what the hell do you think im doing??
3. Who are you talking to? My dog and then my cat then to my self because im crazy.
4. What song are you listening to? this question is getting old, Eternal Gates - by Deadtofall?
5. Where are you? In da Kitchen bitch.
6. Who is with you? My Dog.
7. Are you on line? Of course otherwise filling this thing out would be fucking pointless.
8. How are you feeling? Im totally awesome.
9. Are you in a chatroom? Chatrooms are for 45 year old guys sitting at the puter naked posing as a 16 year old girl who likes to cyber.
FUTURE:
1. What day is it tomorrow? Thursday.
2. What are you going to do after this? Im not sure, good question.
3. Who are you going to talk to? Lots of peeps, mainly kelsey and everyone in my bands.
4. Where are you going to go? Crazy.
5. How old will you be when you graduate? Graduate what?? well now i know how old the loser was who made this servey.
6. What do you wanna be? A family man who has a good paying job during the day but at night is in a hardcore supah dupah band.
8. Where will you be in 25 years? Who knows, hopefully with kelsey, with kids and still playing music, or a columbian drug lord, whatever comes, comes.
OTHER:
1. Do you write in cursive or print? Print, cursive is for stuck up assholes( besides Kelsey.....)
2. Are you a lefty or a righty? Righty man.
3. What is your sexual preference? Kelsey. nakkie
4. What piercings do you have? None, but soon i will have!
5. Do you drive? yes i do!! its fun, sept when you hit black ice.
6. Do you have glasses or braces? Glasses are for dorks, sorry Richie...hehehe and no to braces and you already askes this question damnit.