My family can be funny.
Me: (looking under the chair, I find the coaster!) Aha! that's where the coaster went. I was wondering where it was.
Vi: Blame Angelica. She probably knocked it off.
Mom: One of the cats could've done it just as easily!
Me: Mm. No, I blame Angelica.
Geli: Huh?
Mom: I'm trying to defend you here. The cat could've knocked the coaster off the desk!
Vi: Naaaah.
Geli: No, I think I did knock it off. Somehow.
Mom: (...sigh)
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Vi: Here's a stone for your collection, Azure. It's pretty and green.
Mom: You're the stoner of the family, Azure.
(.....Hahahahaha. If she only knew how funny that statement really is.)
Vi: Blame Angelica. She probably knocked it off.
Mom: One of the cats could've done it just as easily!
Me: Mm. No, I blame Angelica.
Geli: Huh?
Mom: I'm trying to defend you here. The cat could've knocked the coaster off the desk!
Vi: Naaaah.
Geli: No, I think I did knock it off. Somehow.
Mom: (...sigh)
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Vi: Here's a stone for your collection, Azure. It's pretty and green.
Mom: You're the stoner of the family, Azure.
(.....Hahahahaha. If she only knew how funny that statement really is.)