[Death Note Exchange Ficlets] Drabbles #1-3 [ Mello, Matt, Paris Hilton; L, Light, Misa; ]

[yinake]

Background: Over at my favorite ff.net forum, I started a little low-pressure drabble exchange thread. Prompts are simple, drabbles (or ficlets, depending on if you're squeamish with the 100-word definition) are mostly unpolished, but I surprisingly ended liking them enough to want to post them here. You can join us at the exchange thread anytime if you have an ff.net account. It's fun. :D Each ficlet is between 300 and 600 words. All are SFW, save for some language.

Drabble #1: 
Title: New Pet
Characters: Mello, Paris Hilton, Matt.
Summary: Paris Hilton comes to Wammy's.
Genre: Crack


Drabble #2: 
Title: Princess in Another Castle
Characters: Light, L, Misa
Summary: Misa insists on taking L and Light out on a 'date'.
Genre: Crack


Drabble #3: 
Title: New Game Save
Characters: Matt, Near
Summary: How do confess your love when you're Near and have about the social finesse of a 10-year old? You borrow his Nintendo DS.
Genre: Romance
Note: Plot was shamelessly 'borrowed' from a web comic. :D