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Well kids...i'm actually updating...yes, this is not a joke...not much new going on out on the old fort...i'm practically hired by lowes these days, as they've given me the old drug test and everything. It's the one on route 9 obviously, it pays 10.50 an hour and it's night stocking from 8pm to 5am with an hour lunch in between...the bad part?...they fucking lock you inside the store, which means NO ESCAPE...i'm also awaiting a call from target and have to go see that woman up in poughkeepsie about non-shit jobs...a county job would be nice...besides that kids?....uhhhh....gena bought my Megadeth ticket, and if this new job thinks i'm coming in on the 21st of august they're fucking INSANE!...by then i'll be 23 (as the greatest day of the year commences on august 14th), Testament follows 6 days later at the chance and that's a MUST SEE for me...well, i'm glad as shit hockey's finally coming back, although it'll be another long-ass year if you're a ranger fan, which i am obviously...but at least it's back ::nods::...um...anything else?...uhhhh....how about a movie review?
Here's a movie i LOVED as a kid...it's called Lone Wolf Mcquade
This was one of those awesome Chuck Norris movies before he became pussyfied in that useless shit show "walker, texas ranger"...the ironic thing is that horrible show was as a direct result of this fucking movie, although the two characters are NOTHING alike...on that show, he was a clean cut catholic redneck who said please and thank you and other useless pleasantries...in this movie, he's a beer drinking, ass kicking 'don't give a shit about anything besides destroying the enemy' texas ranger who goes around fucking the bad guy's main broad...who's the bad character you ask?...why, it's David Carradine, you know, Cain from Kung Fu...Bill from Kill Bill?...well anyway...he's actually more badass as an evil master in this movie than in Kill Bill (if you can believe it)...he also wears these fuckin sweaters in the desert and smokes cigars...hahaha!!! THAT'S FUCKING METAL!...anyway, the movie basically starts out showing how tough Norris is (repetitive in all his movies) as he is introduced to his new partner just after saving him from a bunch of dirty spics just coming over the mexican border (yes this movie was filmed and based in el paso)...after that we see how badass Carradine's character is as he kills a half dozen or so of camel shit eating arabs after they try and steal the money he's paying for military weapons...anyway...this movie all leads up to an eventual Norris versus Carradine showdown at the end of the movie which is just awesome...that's basically worth watching the movie itself, as they both kick the fucking shit out of each other kung fu style, with Norris eventually getting the better of Carradine as Norris's daughter gives him the extra motivation right after Carradine smashed her face in with his fist, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway...ya, i love that fuckin movie...the music is great, and you can see where Tarrantino got alot of his Kill Bill ideas from in this movie
A video game i've been really into lately is the PC game "Rise Of Nations"
This game is fun fun fucking FUN!...you basically choose from about a dozen or so ancient cultures (like the Romans, Genkhis Khan, The Incas, and even the English)...hahaha!!!, as always, i LOVE putting in cheat codes to advance my race 10 times faster than my enemy and then use modern technology to destroy them while they're somewhere in medieval times. Nothing beats creating over 800 soliders to destroy a village of 50 (mostly citizens) and then drop a nuclear bomb in the vicinity! AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok kids, that's all the updating for now...i'm glad you enjoyed hearing from your master again...i'll try not to take as long making my delicious journal entries next time
see ya niggas!
Here's a movie i LOVED as a kid...it's called Lone Wolf Mcquade
This was one of those awesome Chuck Norris movies before he became pussyfied in that useless shit show "walker, texas ranger"...the ironic thing is that horrible show was as a direct result of this fucking movie, although the two characters are NOTHING alike...on that show, he was a clean cut catholic redneck who said please and thank you and other useless pleasantries...in this movie, he's a beer drinking, ass kicking 'don't give a shit about anything besides destroying the enemy' texas ranger who goes around fucking the bad guy's main broad...who's the bad character you ask?...why, it's David Carradine, you know, Cain from Kung Fu...Bill from Kill Bill?...well anyway...he's actually more badass as an evil master in this movie than in Kill Bill (if you can believe it)...he also wears these fuckin sweaters in the desert and smokes cigars...hahaha!!! THAT'S FUCKING METAL!...anyway, the movie basically starts out showing how tough Norris is (repetitive in all his movies) as he is introduced to his new partner just after saving him from a bunch of dirty spics just coming over the mexican border (yes this movie was filmed and based in el paso)...after that we see how badass Carradine's character is as he kills a half dozen or so of camel shit eating arabs after they try and steal the money he's paying for military weapons...anyway...this movie all leads up to an eventual Norris versus Carradine showdown at the end of the movie which is just awesome...that's basically worth watching the movie itself, as they both kick the fucking shit out of each other kung fu style, with Norris eventually getting the better of Carradine as Norris's daughter gives him the extra motivation right after Carradine smashed her face in with his fist, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway...ya, i love that fuckin movie...the music is great, and you can see where Tarrantino got alot of his Kill Bill ideas from in this movie
A video game i've been really into lately is the PC game "Rise Of Nations"
This game is fun fun fucking FUN!...you basically choose from about a dozen or so ancient cultures (like the Romans, Genkhis Khan, The Incas, and even the English)...hahaha!!!, as always, i LOVE putting in cheat codes to advance my race 10 times faster than my enemy and then use modern technology to destroy them while they're somewhere in medieval times. Nothing beats creating over 800 soliders to destroy a village of 50 (mostly citizens) and then drop a nuclear bomb in the vicinity! AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok kids, that's all the updating for now...i'm glad you enjoyed hearing from your master again...i'll try not to take as long making my delicious journal entries next time
see ya niggas!