Embarrassed yet, Alex?
Oh man...Steve-O's party last night.
I showed up with a thirty dollar bottle of Jack and a forty dollar bottle of Jaeger.
I went on two different liquor runs and shit (of course everyone loved me for that).
I kept drinking a lot between runs. I eventually got really fucking smashed.
So smashed that... (this is where it starts to get a bit bad)
...I was outside leaning up against the wall and fell down pretty hard, smashing my fucking face open and I was bleeding... I heard that someone broke some glass by me and I ended up rolling around in it--heh, Classic Alex. So there's this fucking gaping wound in my fucking head and I'm still drinking and bleeding everywhere and that isn't even the worst part of the night.
I know it's fuckin' bad, but I've gotta be honest, I had to piss so bad and couldn't locate my zipper in my trashed state, I ended up pissing myself! I'm the only laughing about it probably.
Steve and Ben (who showed up outta nowhere) took me home. I was so fucking bombed.
I think I'm goin' back to the party warehouse tonight. Time for round two. Maybe I'll shit myself? :>
I showed up with a thirty dollar bottle of Jack and a forty dollar bottle of Jaeger.
I went on two different liquor runs and shit (of course everyone loved me for that).
I kept drinking a lot between runs. I eventually got really fucking smashed.
So smashed that... (this is where it starts to get a bit bad)
...I was outside leaning up against the wall and fell down pretty hard, smashing my fucking face open and I was bleeding... I heard that someone broke some glass by me and I ended up rolling around in it--heh, Classic Alex. So there's this fucking gaping wound in my fucking head and I'm still drinking and bleeding everywhere and that isn't even the worst part of the night.
I know it's fuckin' bad, but I've gotta be honest, I had to piss so bad and couldn't locate my zipper in my trashed state, I ended up pissing myself! I'm the only laughing about it probably.
Steve and Ben (who showed up outta nowhere) took me home. I was so fucking bombed.
I think I'm goin' back to the party warehouse tonight. Time for round two. Maybe I'll shit myself? :>