Mar 19, 2008 20:40
It has been some time since I was removed to solitary confinement, and it seems in my absence these internet logs have become quite popular among my fellow inmates. I can't say I ever took to these computer modernities, but if it permits me contact with the outside world, as well, I will have to swallow my pride and learn.
The cell block was rearranged in my absence. While I am relieved to be spared the sight of that odious Indian fellow grooming his painfully obvious toupee, it seems the warden has again ignored my previous pleas for privacy, for I am once more situated across from a man. While this person looks most respectable, if overly flashy, it is disgraceful that he should be in full view of me, and I of him. I am a modest lady, and what is under a lady's kimono should remain a mystery, good sir, unraveled only by her husband(s). Surely you agree?