First Entry In A Long, Long, Time...
... So I might as well make it entertaining.
I've just decided that I am a sin. Not 'cuz I do anything bad. Just 'cuz I'm David, and I "seem to be a walking sacrelegious blasphemy dispenser".. I said that in a chat a little while ago, and decided to share it with the few people who actually pay attention to LiveJournal.
Tee hee.
Fun stuff.
Anybody care to contribute their own life stories? Are you too, a misunderstood, hated, blasphemous, sin? If so, please leave your message here, in the form of a comment, and me and my staff shall attempt to help you out, so that nobody misunderstands your intentions anymore. No more, "I'm sure you don't mean that" when you poke fun of somebody else's god, it is our goal to be sure you have the confidence to boldly reply, "No, I'm dead serious, your god definitely couldn't beat Superman in a fight. It's just fact."
I mean, come on now, sure god could conjure up some kryptonite and stab Superman with it, or will him out of existence.. But seriously, he is Superman, you've seen the comics, and with all the situations he got out of, I'm sure he could take one measly god.
Damn it, I'm gonna stop talking, my entries in here tend to get out of control rather quickly, ya know?
Later.
~David~
I've just decided that I am a sin. Not 'cuz I do anything bad. Just 'cuz I'm David, and I "seem to be a walking sacrelegious blasphemy dispenser".. I said that in a chat a little while ago, and decided to share it with the few people who actually pay attention to LiveJournal.
Tee hee.
Fun stuff.
Anybody care to contribute their own life stories? Are you too, a misunderstood, hated, blasphemous, sin? If so, please leave your message here, in the form of a comment, and me and my staff shall attempt to help you out, so that nobody misunderstands your intentions anymore. No more, "I'm sure you don't mean that" when you poke fun of somebody else's god, it is our goal to be sure you have the confidence to boldly reply, "No, I'm dead serious, your god definitely couldn't beat Superman in a fight. It's just fact."
I mean, come on now, sure god could conjure up some kryptonite and stab Superman with it, or will him out of existence.. But seriously, he is Superman, you've seen the comics, and with all the situations he got out of, I'm sure he could take one measly god.
Damn it, I'm gonna stop talking, my entries in here tend to get out of control rather quickly, ya know?
Later.
~David~