It's the little things in life...
Whilst installing the software for my new iPod, I took the time to read some of the license agreement. Here's a gem:
THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.
... clearly this can only mean one thing: I have to find out how to rig an iPod to a nuclear facilitiy and trigger a meltdown and environmental catastrophe...
...all to the sounds of "Where's The Love" by the Black Eyed Peas.
Gee, and I was amazed that the damned thing stored photos.
THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEMS, LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES OR OTHER EQUIPMENT IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF THE APPLE SOFTWARE COULD LEAD TO DEATH, PERSONAL INJURY, OR SEVERE PHYSICAL OR ENVIRONMENTAL DAMAGE.
... clearly this can only mean one thing: I have to find out how to rig an iPod to a nuclear facilitiy and trigger a meltdown and environmental catastrophe...
...all to the sounds of "Where's The Love" by the Black Eyed Peas.
Gee, and I was amazed that the damned thing stored photos.