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I stole this from the live journal of Kate, Taylor and my brother who hates me.
How many pairs of converse do you own: Never had a pair in my life.
What 3 things would aide in trying to seduce you: tits, ass, and a little bit of tits and ass.
What 3 things would aide in you falling in love: see above answer
What genre of music do you say you listen to the most: reggae influenced transient beast metal
Cats or Dogs: Dogs. and a Penguin.
Boys or Girls or Both: Boys, without a question.
Have you ever been called superficial: I'd bet my bottom dollar on it.
Do you think your attractive: shit, are you serious? i put up the paw, and girls surround the fro.
Do you believe in astrology: of course, astrology's real ain't it. pussy.
Have you ever wanted to move far away spontaniously: only if a close friend ventured with me.
Do you believe that there is "the one" out there? : yeah, he's out back right now. exactly.
Do watch reality Television: if jerking off to real world is watching, then yes.
Have you ever admitted that before: not only have i admitted it, i've put video conformation on kazaa
Have you ever gone to meet someone off line before: not yet, the girls in the pre-teen chatroom are scared of my bdonk.
Do you think you ever would or would you do it again: what, you've never been?
Do you love your family: love doesn't even describe how i feel about them
What is your favorite cd right now: porcelain by sparta
What is the most important physical attribute of opposite sex: ass pussy combo
Did you have a mullet when you were younger: no, but i always wanted a rat-tail. i'm serious.
Have you ever had sex with an ex: unfortunately
When was the last time you got sick from drinking to much: night before thanksgiving, last year.
Would you date somebody that smoked if you didnt or dont: only if it's weed.
Whats your favorite ethnic food: rocky mountain oysters
How many vinyl records do you own? a fucking boatload. my pops gave them to me a couple years back.
If you had to move somewhere because you fell in love would you: love is deceiving sometimes, i'd have to be sure.
How many.....
[x]Places have you lived in:: 1 city, 2 houses, 1 apartment
[x]People are you talking to right now?:: zero
[x]Times have you been in a car today?:: 5 or 6
[x]Different kinds of meat have you eaten?:: 7.
[x]Shows have you been to this month?:: maybe one?
[x]Friends would you call "close"?:: i can count them on one hand.
Have You Ever....
[x]Mooned anyone:: i mooned carmel road once, back when i was a hardass.
[x]Been to a foreign country:: yes, and i curse the day i did because i saw how much better it was for me.
[x]Broken a bone:: yeah, shit sucks.
[x]Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: don't remember
[x]swear at a teacher:: not at a teacher, no.
[x]Got in a fight:: tony tonn got owned, BITCH.
[x]Dated a teacher:: of course. he wasn't too stoked when he realized the blowjobs were only for a good grade, though.
[x]Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yes. nothing is better than a good laugh. NOTHING.
[x]Thought about killing your enemy:: nope.
[x]Gone skinny dipping:: yep, the ocean is the best for that sort of thing.
[x]Told a little white lie:: yes
[x]Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yes
[x]Stolen anything:: yes
[x]Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: my whole lingo basically sounds stupid except for the people who are in the know.
[x]Been on TV:: yep
[x]Been on the radio:: yep yep, my football team
[x]Been in a mosh pit:: unfortunately
[x]Been to a concert:: creed rocked my socks, he really took me higher.
[x]Dated one of your best friends:: mike lee kissed me once. So did mike D. what's up with the mike's kissing on me? shit gets me all moisty and emotional.
[x]Loved someone so much it made you cry:: yes.
[x]Deceived somebody close to you:: yes.
[x]Broken the law:: no, i keep a grade A clean record. I wanna be in the FBI, so i gotta.
[x]Been to a rodeo:: hell yeah man the bud was ice cold and the toothless girls had the best cleavage, made me fuckin' sweat all over my rusty wallace shirt.
[x]Been on a talk show:: a talk radio show.
[x]Been on a game show:: nope
[x]Been on an airplane:: no, they ran out of airplanes when i went to france, so i had to take a hovercraft
[x]Got to ride on a firetruck:: oh yeah.
[x]Came close to dying:: how the shit are you supposed to know when you are close to dying?
[x]Cheated on a bf/gf:: i wouldn't call it cheating.
[x]Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
[x]Terrorized a babysitter:: shit man i used to scheme on those bitches so hardcore...man i was in my prime.
[x]Made a mud pie:: is that when you shit on someones face then top it off with the secret sauce?...yeah, me and my dad had some good times.
[x]Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: no, i've never had any falling dreams.
[x]Snuck out of the house at night:: it wasn't really sneaking.
[x]Had an eating disorder:: if not eating anything for an entire week is a disorder, then yes.
[x]Felt like you didn't belong:: yes.
[x]Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yes.
[x]Been arrested:: no, getting arrested is for people without legs.
[x]Had your tonsils removed:: yep. or was that wisdom teeth? same shit.
[x]Gone to camp:: yep
[x]Won a bet:: yeah.
[x]Written a love letter:: yes
[x]Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yes
[x]Written a love poem:: it was to someone i love but it was sorta just a fuck around type thing.
[x]Kissed in the rain:: yes
[x]Slow danced with someone you love:: nope
[x]asked a friend for relationship advice:: all the time
[x]Had a friend that stole your bf/gf:: yeah, that bastard stole my neck, too.
[x]Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: nope.
[x]Won a trophy:: hell yeah.
[x]Thrown up in public:: yes, best shit ever.
[x]Failed/got held back:: nope, not yet atleast...i get closer and closer every day.
[x]Got perfect attendance in grade school:: 1st grade bitches, mrs. nagy's class. i was too scared of her to miss any days.
[x]Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yeah, i barfed when i ate them, though.
[x]Taken ballet/karate lessons:: hell yeah, i was 3rd stripe yellow belt.
How many pairs of converse do you own: Never had a pair in my life.
What 3 things would aide in trying to seduce you: tits, ass, and a little bit of tits and ass.
What 3 things would aide in you falling in love: see above answer
What genre of music do you say you listen to the most: reggae influenced transient beast metal
Cats or Dogs: Dogs. and a Penguin.
Boys or Girls or Both: Boys, without a question.
Have you ever been called superficial: I'd bet my bottom dollar on it.
Do you think your attractive: shit, are you serious? i put up the paw, and girls surround the fro.
Do you believe in astrology: of course, astrology's real ain't it. pussy.
Have you ever wanted to move far away spontaniously: only if a close friend ventured with me.
Do you believe that there is "the one" out there? : yeah, he's out back right now. exactly.
Do watch reality Television: if jerking off to real world is watching, then yes.
Have you ever admitted that before: not only have i admitted it, i've put video conformation on kazaa
Have you ever gone to meet someone off line before: not yet, the girls in the pre-teen chatroom are scared of my bdonk.
Do you think you ever would or would you do it again: what, you've never been?
Do you love your family: love doesn't even describe how i feel about them
What is your favorite cd right now: porcelain by sparta
What is the most important physical attribute of opposite sex: ass pussy combo
Did you have a mullet when you were younger: no, but i always wanted a rat-tail. i'm serious.
Have you ever had sex with an ex: unfortunately
When was the last time you got sick from drinking to much: night before thanksgiving, last year.
Would you date somebody that smoked if you didnt or dont: only if it's weed.
Whats your favorite ethnic food: rocky mountain oysters
How many vinyl records do you own? a fucking boatload. my pops gave them to me a couple years back.
If you had to move somewhere because you fell in love would you: love is deceiving sometimes, i'd have to be sure.
How many.....
[x]Places have you lived in:: 1 city, 2 houses, 1 apartment
[x]People are you talking to right now?:: zero
[x]Times have you been in a car today?:: 5 or 6
[x]Different kinds of meat have you eaten?:: 7.
[x]Shows have you been to this month?:: maybe one?
[x]Friends would you call "close"?:: i can count them on one hand.
Have You Ever....
[x]Mooned anyone:: i mooned carmel road once, back when i was a hardass.
[x]Been to a foreign country:: yes, and i curse the day i did because i saw how much better it was for me.
[x]Broken a bone:: yeah, shit sucks.
[x]Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: don't remember
[x]swear at a teacher:: not at a teacher, no.
[x]Got in a fight:: tony tonn got owned, BITCH.
[x]Dated a teacher:: of course. he wasn't too stoked when he realized the blowjobs were only for a good grade, though.
[x]Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yes. nothing is better than a good laugh. NOTHING.
[x]Thought about killing your enemy:: nope.
[x]Gone skinny dipping:: yep, the ocean is the best for that sort of thing.
[x]Told a little white lie:: yes
[x]Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yes
[x]Stolen anything:: yes
[x]Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: my whole lingo basically sounds stupid except for the people who are in the know.
[x]Been on TV:: yep
[x]Been on the radio:: yep yep, my football team
[x]Been in a mosh pit:: unfortunately
[x]Been to a concert:: creed rocked my socks, he really took me higher.
[x]Dated one of your best friends:: mike lee kissed me once. So did mike D. what's up with the mike's kissing on me? shit gets me all moisty and emotional.
[x]Loved someone so much it made you cry:: yes.
[x]Deceived somebody close to you:: yes.
[x]Broken the law:: no, i keep a grade A clean record. I wanna be in the FBI, so i gotta.
[x]Been to a rodeo:: hell yeah man the bud was ice cold and the toothless girls had the best cleavage, made me fuckin' sweat all over my rusty wallace shirt.
[x]Been on a talk show:: a talk radio show.
[x]Been on a game show:: nope
[x]Been on an airplane:: no, they ran out of airplanes when i went to france, so i had to take a hovercraft
[x]Got to ride on a firetruck:: oh yeah.
[x]Came close to dying:: how the shit are you supposed to know when you are close to dying?
[x]Cheated on a bf/gf:: i wouldn't call it cheating.
[x]Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
[x]Terrorized a babysitter:: shit man i used to scheme on those bitches so hardcore...man i was in my prime.
[x]Made a mud pie:: is that when you shit on someones face then top it off with the secret sauce?...yeah, me and my dad had some good times.
[x]Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: no, i've never had any falling dreams.
[x]Snuck out of the house at night:: it wasn't really sneaking.
[x]Had an eating disorder:: if not eating anything for an entire week is a disorder, then yes.
[x]Felt like you didn't belong:: yes.
[x]Felt like the 3rd wheel:: yes.
[x]Been arrested:: no, getting arrested is for people without legs.
[x]Had your tonsils removed:: yep. or was that wisdom teeth? same shit.
[x]Gone to camp:: yep
[x]Won a bet:: yeah.
[x]Written a love letter:: yes
[x]Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: yes
[x]Written a love poem:: it was to someone i love but it was sorta just a fuck around type thing.
[x]Kissed in the rain:: yes
[x]Slow danced with someone you love:: nope
[x]asked a friend for relationship advice:: all the time
[x]Had a friend that stole your bf/gf:: yeah, that bastard stole my neck, too.
[x]Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: nope.
[x]Won a trophy:: hell yeah.
[x]Thrown up in public:: yes, best shit ever.
[x]Failed/got held back:: nope, not yet atleast...i get closer and closer every day.
[x]Got perfect attendance in grade school:: 1st grade bitches, mrs. nagy's class. i was too scared of her to miss any days.
[x]Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yeah, i barfed when i ate them, though.
[x]Taken ballet/karate lessons:: hell yeah, i was 3rd stripe yellow belt.