Another embarrassing 'this only happens to me' moment.
While shopping for a new duvet cover in Woolworths today, I investigated the top row and had about fifteen duvet sets fall on top of me. Rather like dominoes, in fact. As if that wasn't embarrassing enough, when putting the duvets back (as it is polite to do) a rather snooty-looking woman said, "excuse me, do you stock French polish in your store?" And didn't even apologise to me when I told her I didn't work there! If Woolworths do stock French polish, they probably only shift one tin every decade.
I'm glad I'm moving. They're refurbishing the H&M in The Oracle and have got rid of the Divided range, so clothes shopping is useless. Had I liked satin trousers, ponchos, the colour cerise and floral prints it would have been very productive.
Eek, this time next week I'll be at uni. I hope I'm out, I'm drunk, and I'm not wearing school uniform of any sort.
I'm glad I'm moving. They're refurbishing the H&M in The Oracle and have got rid of the Divided range, so clothes shopping is useless. Had I liked satin trousers, ponchos, the colour cerise and floral prints it would have been very productive.
Eek, this time next week I'll be at uni. I hope I'm out, I'm drunk, and I'm not wearing school uniform of any sort.