THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jordan
2. Jordan fucking Cooper
3. Asshole
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Phoenix ignition
2. My tattoos
3. My inexplicable ability to ruin everything
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Most everything
2. My previous lack of ambition
3. My inability to do anything about anything
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Myself
2. Life
3. Anything
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Myself
2. Sobriety?
3. A lot that I can't think of in my present state
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Going nowhere
2. Ruining anything else
3. Never achieving anything
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Bitterness
2. Idiocy
3. Insanity
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1 the Murder City Devils
2. the Rolling Stones
3. Give Up the Ghost
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS @ THE MOMENT:
1. Paranoid by Black Sabbath
2. Press Gang by the Devils
3. Bluem by GUTG
THREE PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Myself
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Achieve any sort of adequacy
2. Maintain composure
3. Walk straight
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Ruining life
2. Smoking
3. Sleeping
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Not stay in Ashland
2. A cigarette
3. Satisfaction
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. A bum
2. A rounder
3. A starving writer
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. London
2. Vegas
3. Nice
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Finish my angel tattoo
2. Own a 70s VW Kharmann Ghia
3. Achieve some sort of satisfaction or happiness