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[x] The Basics [x]
Name ::: Jordan fucking.
Middle name ::: Michael.
Last name ::: Cooper.
Age ::: 19.
Birthday::: 7-24-84
Location ::: Athens, OH
Height ::: Five foot eleven.
Eye color ::: Blue.
Hair color ::: Light brown.
Siblings? ::: My sister Punch It.
[x] Favorites [x]
food ::: Chipotle.
movie ::: Quite a few.
group/ band ::: The Murder City Devils.
Tv show ::: Real World, Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy.
animal ::: Wallaby.
color ::: Pink, brown, and black.
place to be ::: Hm. Anywhere drunk?
store ::: Not a clue.
shoe brand :) ::: I dunno? Something large, black, and metal.
word ::: Fuck. Nietzsche.
phrase ::: "I'm Jordan fucking Cooper."
Famous guy ::: Conan.
Famous girl ::: Anna Paquin.
boy name ::: Spencer.
girl name ::: Kabuki.
pet name ::: Spencer.
car/ truck ::: My VW Jetta, 1997 Anniversary Edition Toyota Supra, Nissan 350Z Roadsters.
music ::: Heavy shit.
candy ::: Hm, I dunno. Almond Joy, maybe.
gum ::: Peppermint Orbit, but I prefer mints.
number::: Seven and four.
lyric ::: "With head, heart, hands, IN NAME AND BLOOD."
website ::: SuicideGirls.com
drink ::: Black coffee (though I haven't had any for a long time), whatever soda fits the mood. Rockstar energy drink is the shit and Monster's pretty good.
alcoholic drink ::: Jord and Tonic (Bombay Sapphire gin and tonic, double gin, extra lime).
scent ::: An unlit Turkish Gold cigarette. I'm not huge on smells.
season ::: Spring or Fall. I hate UBER hot weather, but this is a bit too cold.
[x] Music [x] Pick a song title for the artist
Something Corporate ::: I don't know any, but I think there's one with my name in it.
Yellowcard ::: Sucks.
Green Day ::: Invisible Boy.
J-lo ::: I'm still Jenny from the block.
Bowling for Soup ::: I don't know any.
Missy Elliot ::: I don't know any.
Chingy ::: Holidae Inn.
Outkast ::: Roses.
John Mayer ::: Don't know any.
Britney Spears ::: Hit Me Baby One More Time.
Christina A. ::: Genie in A Bottle.
Thursday ::: The first track on Full Collapse.
Aerosmith ::: Dude Looks like a Lady.
Bob Marley ::: Redemption Song.
Taking Back Sunday ::: Dunno any.
Sean Paul ::: GEEY.
Ludacris ::: Move Bitch.
The Beach Boys ::: None come off the top of my head.
Led Zepplin ::: Black Dog.
Santana ::: None specifically.
Kelly Osbourne ::: That annoying 'Shut Up' song.
Ozzy ::: Iron Man.
[x] Have your ever [x]
Met anyone famous ::: Yeah.
If so who? ::: A bunch of random people.
Kissed someone of the same sex? ::: Nope.
Dated someone of the same sex? ::: Nope.
Sang in the shower ::: When I'm at home and listening to music.
Talked to a complete stranger ::: Of course.
Prank called someone ::: Drunk dials and exhaustion.
Snuck out ::: A lot during high school.
Lied to your Parents ::: Most definitely.
Done drugs [ if so what one(s)] ::: Yes. None that I'll ever do again.
Drank Alcohol ::: No, never. Of course, I'm a fucking drunk.
Snuck into the movies ::: Yeah.
Gotten kicked out of the movies ::: Nope.
Stole something *tisk*tisk* ::: Shouldn't this question be "Stolen something"?
Beat someone up ::: On occasion.
Watched Porn ::: Of course.
Ran Away ::: No.
Gotten Arrested ::: Ha, yeah. Vandalism rules.
Been on TV ::: Not that I remember. Wait... Kids Quiz!
Been in the Newspaper ::: Yeah.
Shot a gun ::: Some random as rifles when I was younger.
Graffiti'd something ::: I need to.
Made out in the rain ::: Yup.
Had sex or done sexual things in a public place ::: Maybe, who knows?
Snuck people over your house ::: No.
Stage dived ::: Negative.
Been in a mosh pit ::: Yeah.
Eaten something non edible ::: Yeah.
Been in the hospital ::: Fuck doctors.
Been in the mental hospital ::: Nope, never.
Hit your parents ::: Yeah.
Written a song ::: Probably.
Stalked someone ::: Huh-uh.
Gone cow tipping ::: No, though I probably could.
Made your own porno ( you freak ) ::: Oh, you know it. Paris Hilton style.
Skinny Dipped ::: Yeah.
[x] Random [x]
Do you have any fetishes ::: Guns and blood. Just kidding!
Fears ::: Aliens. Assorted animals. Falling.
Who rocks your socks? ::: Give Up the Ghost.
What makes your all warm and fuzzy inside ::: Swallowing a cheetah.
What turns you on ::: The button on my lower thigh or the switch on my spine.
What are you (bi, straight, lesbian, gay ..etc..) ::: Straight, silly.
Craziest thing you've done sober ::: I suppose that's hard to say.
Craziest thing you've done drunk ::: Something worse than sober, I'm sure.
Craziest thing you've done high ::: Passed out? Thrown up?
Do you sniff your fingers after you wipe your ass? ::: Oh, all the time. That's sarcasm in case my personality doesn't SEEP from my words.
[x] The alphabet [x] Put the first word that comes to mind for each letter: ok
A::: Asshat.
B::: Bunk.
C::: Cycle.
D::: Death.
E::: Enigma.
F::: Fuck.
G::: Gun.
H::: Hot Damn.
I::: Isolation.
J::: Jordan fucking Cooper.
K::: Killer Bees.
L::: Love is dead.
M::: Meticulous.
N::: Naked.
O::: Ostricize.
P::: Poop (Yes, I'm immature and I love it).
Q::: Quack.
R::: Retards.
S::: Silly.
T::: Turtles.
U::: Unity.
V::: Volkswagen.
W::: West side.
X::: It's what you want.
Y::: Yellow.
Z::: Zero.
Name ::: Jordan fucking.
Middle name ::: Michael.
Last name ::: Cooper.
Age ::: 19.
Birthday::: 7-24-84
Location ::: Athens, OH
Height ::: Five foot eleven.
Eye color ::: Blue.
Hair color ::: Light brown.
Siblings? ::: My sister Punch It.
[x] Favorites [x]
food ::: Chipotle.
movie ::: Quite a few.
group/ band ::: The Murder City Devils.
Tv show ::: Real World, Conan O'Brien, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy.
animal ::: Wallaby.
color ::: Pink, brown, and black.
place to be ::: Hm. Anywhere drunk?
store ::: Not a clue.
shoe brand :) ::: I dunno? Something large, black, and metal.
word ::: Fuck. Nietzsche.
phrase ::: "I'm Jordan fucking Cooper."
Famous guy ::: Conan.
Famous girl ::: Anna Paquin.
boy name ::: Spencer.
girl name ::: Kabuki.
pet name ::: Spencer.
car/ truck ::: My VW Jetta, 1997 Anniversary Edition Toyota Supra, Nissan 350Z Roadsters.
music ::: Heavy shit.
candy ::: Hm, I dunno. Almond Joy, maybe.
gum ::: Peppermint Orbit, but I prefer mints.
number::: Seven and four.
lyric ::: "With head, heart, hands, IN NAME AND BLOOD."
website ::: SuicideGirls.com
drink ::: Black coffee (though I haven't had any for a long time), whatever soda fits the mood. Rockstar energy drink is the shit and Monster's pretty good.
alcoholic drink ::: Jord and Tonic (Bombay Sapphire gin and tonic, double gin, extra lime).
scent ::: An unlit Turkish Gold cigarette. I'm not huge on smells.
season ::: Spring or Fall. I hate UBER hot weather, but this is a bit too cold.
[x] Music [x] Pick a song title for the artist
Something Corporate ::: I don't know any, but I think there's one with my name in it.
Yellowcard ::: Sucks.
Green Day ::: Invisible Boy.
J-lo ::: I'm still Jenny from the block.
Bowling for Soup ::: I don't know any.
Missy Elliot ::: I don't know any.
Chingy ::: Holidae Inn.
Outkast ::: Roses.
John Mayer ::: Don't know any.
Britney Spears ::: Hit Me Baby One More Time.
Christina A. ::: Genie in A Bottle.
Thursday ::: The first track on Full Collapse.
Aerosmith ::: Dude Looks like a Lady.
Bob Marley ::: Redemption Song.
Taking Back Sunday ::: Dunno any.
Sean Paul ::: GEEY.
Ludacris ::: Move Bitch.
The Beach Boys ::: None come off the top of my head.
Led Zepplin ::: Black Dog.
Santana ::: None specifically.
Kelly Osbourne ::: That annoying 'Shut Up' song.
Ozzy ::: Iron Man.
[x] Have your ever [x]
Met anyone famous ::: Yeah.
If so who? ::: A bunch of random people.
Kissed someone of the same sex? ::: Nope.
Dated someone of the same sex? ::: Nope.
Sang in the shower ::: When I'm at home and listening to music.
Talked to a complete stranger ::: Of course.
Prank called someone ::: Drunk dials and exhaustion.
Snuck out ::: A lot during high school.
Lied to your Parents ::: Most definitely.
Done drugs [ if so what one(s)] ::: Yes. None that I'll ever do again.
Drank Alcohol ::: No, never. Of course, I'm a fucking drunk.
Snuck into the movies ::: Yeah.
Gotten kicked out of the movies ::: Nope.
Stole something *tisk*tisk* ::: Shouldn't this question be "Stolen something"?
Beat someone up ::: On occasion.
Watched Porn ::: Of course.
Ran Away ::: No.
Gotten Arrested ::: Ha, yeah. Vandalism rules.
Been on TV ::: Not that I remember. Wait... Kids Quiz!
Been in the Newspaper ::: Yeah.
Shot a gun ::: Some random as rifles when I was younger.
Graffiti'd something ::: I need to.
Made out in the rain ::: Yup.
Had sex or done sexual things in a public place ::: Maybe, who knows?
Snuck people over your house ::: No.
Stage dived ::: Negative.
Been in a mosh pit ::: Yeah.
Eaten something non edible ::: Yeah.
Been in the hospital ::: Fuck doctors.
Been in the mental hospital ::: Nope, never.
Hit your parents ::: Yeah.
Written a song ::: Probably.
Stalked someone ::: Huh-uh.
Gone cow tipping ::: No, though I probably could.
Made your own porno ( you freak ) ::: Oh, you know it. Paris Hilton style.
Skinny Dipped ::: Yeah.
[x] Random [x]
Do you have any fetishes ::: Guns and blood. Just kidding!
Fears ::: Aliens. Assorted animals. Falling.
Who rocks your socks? ::: Give Up the Ghost.
What makes your all warm and fuzzy inside ::: Swallowing a cheetah.
What turns you on ::: The button on my lower thigh or the switch on my spine.
What are you (bi, straight, lesbian, gay ..etc..) ::: Straight, silly.
Craziest thing you've done sober ::: I suppose that's hard to say.
Craziest thing you've done drunk ::: Something worse than sober, I'm sure.
Craziest thing you've done high ::: Passed out? Thrown up?
Do you sniff your fingers after you wipe your ass? ::: Oh, all the time. That's sarcasm in case my personality doesn't SEEP from my words.
[x] The alphabet [x] Put the first word that comes to mind for each letter: ok
A::: Asshat.
B::: Bunk.
C::: Cycle.
D::: Death.
E::: Enigma.
F::: Fuck.
G::: Gun.
H::: Hot Damn.
I::: Isolation.
J::: Jordan fucking Cooper.
K::: Killer Bees.
L::: Love is dead.
M::: Meticulous.
N::: Naked.
O::: Ostricize.
P::: Poop (Yes, I'm immature and I love it).
Q::: Quack.
R::: Retards.
S::: Silly.
T::: Turtles.
U::: Unity.
V::: Volkswagen.
W::: West side.
X::: It's what you want.
Y::: Yellow.
Z::: Zero.