I didn't totally hate "the notebook."
And I'm fully aware that most men (myself included) are totally not selfless wonderful people.
And almost all women are not completely selfish, indecisive tramps.
And it's just a story, and you can fast forward the parts you don't like.
And I think watching and discussing it helped breach the gap of intergender relations. For the most part. Sorry if I overreacted. Okay. I'm not really sorry. I love you, don't leave me, wait, I hate you. go away. I was just joking. We're still friends right?
Anne, if you want me to think like a girl for you, make sure you're giving me the right kind of female identity. And I promise to take notes and act like that guy as long as women will take notes and not act like that girl. Deal.
Aaaaaannnnnd I'm done overreacting. For now. I'm going to go (hopefully) buy something tomorrow: