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[deathbyhairdye]

Title - Light Saber
Author - deathbyhairdye
Pairing - Jesse Jacey/Kevin Devine
Rating - R
Word Count - 266
Summary - crack!ficlet; Jesse and Kevin are geeks and have watched Star Wars one too many times
Disclaimer - I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I know it exists.
Public Service Announcement - Do not buy faulty condoms.

Comments

[goodbyesheesha]

That was mildly disturbing. In a good way, of course.

[deathbyhairdye]

drink leads to things that you may find disturbing in the morning... or make you want to document it in fiction

uhh that makes it sound autobiographical. it's not.

[goodbyesheesha]

Haha, don't ruin it. I'm far more entertained when it's autobiographical.

And hey, I've written my share of crack fiction. I understand the urges.

[deathbyhairdye]

if I did have a penis for the day, this would be the first thing I would want to do before all the other typical responses to that immortal question
the immortal question being 'what would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?' not that boring meaning of life one

[goodbyesheesha]

I think the only logical response is to masturbate. Or have crazy gay sex. I have had straight sex. I have had lesbian sex. I have never had gay man sex. This is my goal in life.

[pinkstarrypants]

Same! lol...X