this one's for byron...

[deathbyaltoids]

so i'm at daddy's last night having a cocktail, and i keep making eye contact across the bar with this cute guy. we're both drinking beer, having a good time whatever. he comes over and starts talking to me. has an accent. i ask him where he's from. germany. oh wow, i just was in europe over the summer, germany was my favorite place. blah blah blah. i asked him what he was doing in the states. he said "have you ever heard of a lesbian pop-duo named t.a.T.u?" i said "of course" and he said "oh, well i'm their keyboard player." i said SHUT UP. that's too funny. we chat some more, and come to find out his name is Sven. again, SHUT UP. that's too perfect. annnd, he also was the keyboard player for liz phair.

what a random night.

anyway, i totally thought of you, byron. "call me jizz on my new t.a.T.u record 'cuz i am aaaallll over it"

p.s. they aren't really lesbians. ssshhhhhh.