☠ LVIII

[deathbutler]

And so this day rolls around again~ ♥ When we're all inundated with friend and foe alike, and, my favorite, admirers.

Ladies. Gentlemen. You are welcome to prostrate yourself before me at your earliest convenience~ Let's not play coy- no need to be embarrassed, here.

Though if you'd like, you may line up in order of attractiveness.

And

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[passionforshoes]

I should have shot you when I had the chance.

1/2

[deathbutler]

Oh, it's Mada-

[deathbutler]

Goodness, I hope you weren't thinking I was talking about you-

Welcome back!

[passionforshoes]

Don't 'welcome back' me. Elle? In my shop? Really? Really?

1/2

[deathbutler]

Well, Madam, you see, there was a little problem-

2/3 I lied

[deathbutler]

And she was dangerously ravi-

[deathbutler]

Bet you thought it would be burnt to the ground, though~

[passionforshoes]

Now I wish I did burn it to the ground before I left. With you in it.

1/2

[deathbutler]

Madam you wound me.

[deathbutler]

... and besides you should have left instructions to that effect if you didn't want certain people hired~

[passionforshoes]

That was my mistake. I thought you would be smart enough to hire anybody but the one bitch I can't stand.

[deathbutler]

Well you weren't here, Madam. If you were, of course I'd have never considered it~

[kinda_gangsta]

Always better for a beautiful to fix mistakes than to regret them ♥

[passionforshoes]

I see they just let anybody in nowadays.

[kinda_gangsta]

Dare the Chianti and I suggest a tactful retreat in an isolated chamber of your choosing? Covers are all the better to hide under. It's for your own protection.

[passionforshoes]

I'm a big girl. I can protect myself.

But I'll take the Chianti.