Comments | deathbutler: ☠ XLVI

deathbutler

☠ XLVI

Aug 31, 2009 01:47

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I HAVE BEEN SLANDERED. WRONGED. VIOLATED.

I NEED A MAN OF THE LAW. THE KIND IN A SUIT- NOT THE POLICE.

WHERE IS WILLIAM WHEN I NEED HIM- SURELY HE'S A DEGREE OF SOME KIND.

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passionforshoes August 31 2009, 06:22:35 UTC

Oh shut the fuck up.

deathbutler August 31 2009, 06:23:52 UTC

But, Madam!

passionforshoes August 31 2009, 06:29:52 UTC

But fuck you. Now people are going to think I hire sexual offenders.

deathbutler August 31 2009, 06:35:26 UTC

But I need my name cleared?~

Because your name cannot be tarnished so?~ Let alone MINE.

passionforshoes August 31 2009, 06:37:23 UTC

I'll clean up my name by strangling you.

1/2 deathbutler August 31 2009, 06:40:56 UTC

... If you're going to step on me on the way out-

deathbutler August 31 2009, 06:41:27 UTC

Can you wear those very pretty new ones?

passionforshoes August 31 2009, 06:42:09 UTC

No.

deathbutler August 31 2009, 06:44:21 UTC

... The rather nice leather ones?

passionforshoes August 31 2009, 07:01:11 UTC

Fuck no.

deathbutler August 31 2009, 07:05:19 UTC

... the rather cute heels?

passionforshoes August 31 2009, 07:08:10 UTC

Now I won't kill you. You'll get your rocks off on it.

deathbutler August 31 2009, 07:15:38 UTC

I have much more endurance than that, thank you, Madam.

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